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Eric THE DOG KILLER
« on: July 29, 2009, 03:25:34 PM »
dude.

you are correct, i have no idea who you are, as i have not lived in miami in more than 22 years.

quite frankly, i can't imagine being so unadventurous, and benign, as to remain in that boring poor excuse of a city.

so - yea, wow -- you got me stumped!!! i'm baffled!

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i am having a good laugh at the fact, that you folks on this board have spent an unbelievable amount of time and energy on - "who stack jones is." maybe i should make a - where's stack jones game. neh?

oops!!!

gotta go...

my pink panties are in a bunch!!!
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 03:29:35 PM »
A couple of clues, Jack:

Where were you living in 1997? What were you doing back in that year?
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 03:44:31 PM »
dude.

if you know so much about me. you should know that i wasn't living in so. fl. during that time.

and i live in japan now.

a long way away from that hot soggy environment.

no hot chicks there.

but, if you make amends for all your asshole shit, you can come and visit me any time.

you'd LOVE it here.

the place is amazing and the chicks are the best in the world.

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i came to the board to attack barker and his assholes.

not to attack the board patrons.

i'm getting a bit bored of it all now.

i mean really, how many time can i hack off barkers head and reattach it?
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 03:50:40 PM »
I've never been to Florida in my life, Jack. Surf's much better on this coast.

Isn't it?
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 05:25:32 PM »
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i came to the board to attack barker and his assholes.

not to attack the board patrons.

i'm getting a bit bored of it all now.

Way to back pedal, Jacko.  OOh, so close to Jackoff! Yeah, that works.
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 05:28:58 PM »
and yew ain't gettin' bored of it tew?
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:24 PM »
Uh-oh. I think Jacko's slippin into Susan's persona. Such bad spelling from a practicing, screenwriting, song writing published writer.
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 05:33:57 PM »
can i change my name to wacko stacko?
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 05:37:15 PM »
nah, we'll save wacko for you"sister."
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 09:31:49 AM »
Hey, Eric, I think I may have figured out your connection to Jacko. You and guest20987 are brilliant!  :notworthy:
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 10:22:11 AM »
well, beer guzzlin' dog killer...

its pretty sad that you're so insignificant, yet claim to have some kind of relationship with me, one, that i can't put a finger on it. umm... not that i have given it any thought. but...

i can say, that i never knew anyone named eric. except, some half-cuban guy i punched out on south beach, in front of the island club. broke his nose, and that was that. at least that is what i thought. but, i ran into "eric" in a ralph's market a year later, in hollyweird, he never had his nose repaired, the bone was still practically sticking out the top of his nose.

geez, i guess i ruined your good looks for the old main drag!!!

i actually felt bad!!!

so, if that is you, and i am sure you won't admit it, my apologies, i shouldn't have punched you that hard. maybe a few bitch slaps would have sufficed.

anyway...

you acted like you were my best buddy after that. and for obvious reasons. and, i ended up fucking your chick later that week.

got her pregnant too. uh, do you remember that part?
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2009, 10:39:04 AM »
Stack is telling the truth.  Stack old buddy I know you broke his nose because I was there and took a picture. Afterwards we went under the overpass smoked some meth, found some dry cardboard and slept under the stars.  Man our life is great and these people are jealous!

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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2009, 10:41:31 AM »
another bum fight classic!

i have a feeling - sally gee and guests no. 1-27869 will soon tattoo stack wears pink panties on their forehead.

any takers?
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2009, 10:44:18 AM »
hee hee , yea I see that now, lol, what losers,  they do not want to help, they love this shit, you liven this place up, you make then get up earlier the usual, oh the laughter. :roflmao:
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Re: Eric THE DOG KILLER
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2009, 08:34:05 PM »
Quote from: "guest33"
Hey, Eric, I think I may have figured out your connection to Jacko. You and guest20987 are brilliant!  :notworthy:

lol...Thanks, guest33. Since you mentioned guest20987 and me, then you must know or at least have a pretty good idea. It was fun and useful, and now, it's over. She had a lot of fun with Susan, and believe it or not, Susan did seem to learn something. Jack never did catch the connection, but I know he will someday. Keep an eye out, guest33. Take care of yourself. ;)
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