Well, well, Sister Aureli, I see that you have succumbed to the vile slander and baseless accusations put forth by deranged druggie ingrates with deviate agendas, hell-bent on ruining the good name of one of Our Lord's faihtful servants. Don't believe these obviously insane malcontents; if there were any truth to their accusations, (which to my trained clinical eye are nothing more than drug-induced hallucinations and paranoid fantasies, or obvious attempts to exploit the welfare and legal systems for monetary gain) surely I would be in prison or a hospital for the criminally insane.
Perhaps you have some other agenda, Sister Aureli---perhaps you seek to have me defrocked so you can contaminate the Holy Mother Church with your permissive agenda of lesbian priests, homosexual marriage, and acceptance of promiscuous druggie lifestyles. I know your type, Sister, and I swear that you will burn in Hellfire for all Eternity for your blasphemous attempts to subvert the Body of Christ on Earth, His Church. I will pray for your soul, although I know it is futile.