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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2009, 04:46:28 PM »
Might be time to think about moving Whooter.
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2009, 05:24:39 PM »
You can call him "Pete."   Betcha he won't answer to it, though.   :roflmao:
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2009, 06:00:06 PM »
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You can call him "Pete."   Betcha he won't answer to it, though.   :roflmao:
Probably not, because my name is not "pete." :) I wondered a bit about that...
I take it you're the "pete" in question. Hopefully this guy's grip on the identity of thewho is a bit tighter than on ours. :cheers:
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2009, 06:13:19 PM »
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You can call him "Pete."   Betcha he won't answer to it, though.   :roflmao:
Probably not, because my name is not "pete." :) I wondered a bit about that...
I take it you're the "pete" in question. Hopefully this guy's grip on the identity of thewho is a bit tighter than on ours. :cheers:

Oh, it is, Pete.  You love analyzing data and so do I.  Plus, you're sloppy and lazy, and I don't mean just here on Fornits, Pete.  But I can't blame you for helping the family business, Petey.  You try.
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2009, 06:38:28 PM »
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You can call him "Pete."   Betcha he won't answer to it, though.   :roflmao:
Probably not, because my name is not "pete." :) I wondered a bit about that...
I take it you're the "pete" in question. Hopefully this guy's grip on the identity of thewho is a bit tighter than on ours. :cheers:

Oh, it is, Pete.  You love analyzing data and so do I.  Plus, you're sloppy and lazy, and I don't mean just here on Fornits, Pete.  But I can't blame you for helping the family business, Petey.  You try.

 Well, not sure what you are talking about. But I am not "Pete."  
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2009, 07:04:41 PM »
TheWho is Pete.
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2009, 07:09:51 PM »
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Whooter, it's accountability time.  Where the heck are ya?  For someone who loves accountability so much, you're not making much of an effort to take it for yourself, are you?   :soapbox:  :beat:  :roflmao:

I'll donate my $20 bid to charity.  I hope everyone else would as well.  Accountability is important after all.  Even if TheWho needs a little help with the concept.

Need some help, do ya, Pete?  When you get home all tipsy from the BBQ you're going to get MAD!  And then the drunken keyboard jockeying will really kick off.
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2009, 07:21:52 PM »
I sure do love twittering about Albert Einstein.
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2009, 10:07:56 PM »
Coming soon...  "TheWho, Revealed"...
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2009, 07:37:36 AM »
Peter?  Peeeeeee-terrrrrrrr???  I think someone is having a case of the "panics."
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2009, 11:54:28 AM »
Hey, Robert, is your real first name "Peter"?  If not, then we can rule you out as TheWho.

Are you 60 years old?  If not, then we can rule you out as TheWho.

Are you a veteran?  If not, then we can rule you out as TheWho.

Yes, folks, TheWho is a 60 year old veteran of the armed forces and he gets his kicks by trying to exploit familes with 'troubled teens' and degrading abuse survivors all day every day.  Very honorable, Who.  You do your country proud by bickering with an abuse victim and trying to 'out' his treatment plan.  Not.
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2009, 12:07:32 PM »
Ha, ha, ha.
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2009, 01:24:39 PM »
When will the bidding be closed? Has it made a counter offer yet?
Will the bidders collectively share ownership this troll and its information? They could give it a daily quota of amends to make; in order for it to earn maintenance of their discretion.
 If not will this play out like a slow reveal or will the identity of its corporeal form just be announced?
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2009, 02:13:25 PM »
I'm not sure yet.  I think rather than auctioning it. I'd rather just give it away so people here can at least identify by name the guy who has tormented them here for years.  I've been giving som ket facts about him and maybe someone that's good at putting the pieces together can figure it out.  

So far, 60 years old, Army vet, two sons, one went to ASR very early in its existence (graduated under Rudy Bentz) and loves data analysis about direct marketing.

Yes he made up the story about having a daughter at ASR.  It was a son who allegedly comitted suicide after estranging himself from Whooter.
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Re: "TheWho"'s True Identity
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2009, 02:35:56 PM »
Sorry, correction to above, TheWho's son graduated in 2004, one year after Rudy left, but he spent four full years at ASR, a rarity.
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