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Offline FemanonFatal2.0

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Story Time!
« on: March 31, 2009, 04:24:23 AM »
So Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris and McGyver were sitting at the bar, enjoying their usual 2 beer 2 whiskey regimen....
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 07:52:03 PM »
...the end.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 09:31:38 PM »
They thought of poor fem fatale and her effervescent enthusiasm for playful creativity which , in all likelihood, will not be shared by her ever-angry, ptsd tormented, or simply more more jaded fellow fornitsers,  and recognized the “story” game would probably go nowhere.

“Now, pass me that beer,” said Chuck Norris, a Cedu staff member, “and let’s go rape 13 year old girls until they recognize how bad they are and the healing can begin!"
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 10:56:37 PM »
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I am a complete douche.

agreed.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 12:30:11 PM »
talk about the pot calling the kettle black, guest. You don't sound 'ever-angry' or 'jaded' at all. lol
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 01:14:17 PM »
OK Kiddies!

Now that story time is over, it' s time for DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE! so why don't you all go get in a circle?

Or if you kids don't want to play that, how about a nice game of TELEPHONE?

"Femanon said she sucked Che's fat dick in the program for an extra candy bar!" IS that it? No.. it can't be, someone must of changed it!
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 08:32:31 PM »
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I am a complete douche.

and I want you... especially because you are a *complete* douche and not a partial one.


ok.. I uh.. guess that makes sense... somewhere.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 10:41:38 PM »
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I am a complete douche.

and I want you... especially because you are a *complete* douche and not a partial one.

Well, that might be a little bit of a problem. You see I have this medical condition called Micropenis, or "Baby-Dick Syndrome"... Considering this being quite a source of humiliation in my life, I decided to develop this dry, listless wit to compensate.

awww I'm sorry I had no idea.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 10:44:34 PM »
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OK Kiddies!

Now that story time is over, it' s time for DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE! so why don't you all go get in a circle?

Or if you kids don't want to play that, how about a nice game of TELEPHONE?

"Femanon said she sucked Che's fat dick in the program for an extra candy bar!" IS that it? No.. it can't be, someone must of changed it!

so fucking full of fail.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 11:57:46 PM »
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I am a complete douche.

and I want you... especially because you are a *complete* douche and not a partial one.

Well, that might be a little bit of a problem. You see I have this medical condition called Micropenis, or "Baby-Dick Syndrome"... Considering this being quite a source of humiliation in my life, I decided to develop this dry, listless wit to compensate.

awww I'm sorry I had no idea.


wrong again slappy-cakes.

I was born with NO penis whatsoever.

There was this egg hanging around, and then alluva sudden, some sperm busted in sporting a big fat "X" chromosome... that's around the time when my unborn soul said "FUCK!"
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 12:47:14 AM »
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I am a complete douche.

and I want you... especially because you are a *complete* douche and not a partial one.

Well, that might be a little bit of a problem. You see I have this medical condition called Micropenis, or "Baby-Dick Syndrome"... Considering this being quite a source of humiliation in my life, I decided to develop this dry, listless wit to compensate.

awww I'm sorry I had no idea.


wrong again slappy-cakes.

I was born with NO penis whatsoever.

There was this egg hanging around, and then alluva sudden, some sperm busted in sporting a big fat "X" chromosome... that's around the time when my unborn soul said "FUCK!"

Haha you lost the game!

of life.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 01:48:21 AM »
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Haha you lost the game!

of life.


game's not over yet, mabel.

Besides, I grabbed myself a "testosterone and plastic surgery" card right after the cherry pitfalls.

Betcha I make it to candyland before you. :P
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 01:57:14 AM »
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Haha you lost the game!

of life.


game's not over yet, mabel.

Besides, I grabbed myself a "testosterone and plastic surgery" card right after the cherry pitfalls.

Betcha I make it to candyland before you. :P

Yea well I bought up all the rail roads so good luck traveling when I set out an APV with a "Go to Jail" card on your head.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 02:03:02 AM »
Play nice, you two! Look, Chuck Norris is crying over how his boys night out is ending in hostility. And it was his birthday!
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 02:27:37 AM »
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Play nice, you two! Look, Chuck Norris is crying over how his boys night out is ending in hostility. And it was his birthday!

lolz its all in fun. I would totally do castle, she knows that.

Although Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, Chuck Norris never cries.





















damn I am really in the mood for some sushi.
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