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Offline Sam Kinison

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WHY DO WE SING JINGLE BELLS?
« on: December 24, 2008, 12:17:55 PM »
A little blast from the past.Come up with your favorite response.Please try to avoid responses that begin with "I JUST" or "BECAUSE EVERYDAY YOU'RE STRAIGHT".

HAPPY HOLIDAYS
FELIZ NAVIDAD

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Offline Dr Fucktard

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Re: WHY DO WE SING JINGLE BELLS?
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2008, 12:27:30 PM »
Because it's such fun to ride in a one-horse open sleigh?  ::)

I don't know, druggie, you tell me... why do we sing Jingle Bells?  :on phone:
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Re: WHY DO WE SING JINGLE BELLS?
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 02:42:11 PM »
Because it bips.
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Offline Sam Kinison

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Re: WHY DO WE SING JINGLE BELLS?
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2008, 12:08:26 AM »
Thanks for the answers.Now I know,at least that lame "Every day you're str8,it's like Xmas" died a deserved death.I don't sing Jingle Bells.I'm a Nat King Cole fan,so I prefer "The Christmas Song"(Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire).One thing to be grateful for is that I was never away from home during the holidays.The trauma of opening your Xmas package in front of a couple of a hundred pairs of eyes must have been unbearable for those kids at the time.How many people remember that dungeon during Xmas?
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Re: WHY DO WE SING JINGLE BELLS?
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2008, 10:27:16 AM »
Well Sam, to the best of my recollection of the time so long ago, I could damn near swear there wasn't ANY presents for anyone at christmas time. We might've got a extra toothbrush or something, but it damn sure wasn't any kind of celebration according to historical and societal type proportions. Hosting and being newcomers at straight inc surely put a damper on the whole holiday season.
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Offline Sam Kinison

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Re: WHY DO WE SING JINGLE BELLS?
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2008, 02:56:05 AM »
What years were you there?When I was there,Str8 was a spinoff from The Seed with just a few modifications.As we see now,as time went on,the Str8 monster developed a personality of its very own,a very sadistic and sinister one.
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