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Offline The Elan Reporter

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The Gott-Bot
« on: October 26, 2008, 07:05:03 AM »
The IMR has just released the Gott-Bot. The Gott-Bot is a mechanical version of Jeffery Gottlieb and is one vidictive son-of-bitch!
It is capable of spitting acid through it's mouth and has evil looking LED eyes that change colors upon the mood it's in. It's vocabulary is limited, as it only is programmed to say (General Meeting, put him/her in the cooorner, you're shot down). TCK is very pleased with this mechanically version of Jeff and is stands behind this butt 100%. (Me suh think Gott-Bot will make very good homebound child abusing simplier, hi yuh yuh yuh) TCK told us.

The Gott-bot comes with friendly programming, meaning it will get along with alll Krug-Bot units no matter what version software the Krug-Bots are running.
The Gott-bot comes standard with oral penetration software, so it can interact sexually with the Krug-bot. TCK insisted that this sexual programming be standard with all Gott-bots. The Gott-bot even comes with Gottliebs glasses! It is capable of physically putting a human being up to 200 pds into a corner and S.P.ing it. It also can run General Meetings and spit acid when it's head turns red (for angry). It takes home child abuse to a whole new level.. :timeout:

We got to see a hands on demonstration at elan during a GM and the teen victim recieving the GM was belittled, and degraded to the point of melt down.
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Re: The Gott-Bot
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2008, 03:14:25 PM »
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh hi yuh
hi yuh...      ::OMG::
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Re: The Gott-Bot
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2009, 03:54:30 PM »
Hi yuh yuh yuh burp fart shit Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh burp fart shit Marty Kruglik

Hi yuh yuh yuh , hi yuh yuh yuh  :twofinger:  :twofinger:

hi how are you, hi how are you  :fuckoff:  ::fullofshit::

Marty  ::fullofshit::  ::puke::  ::fullofshit::  Kruglik

 :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:
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