1. We admitted we were powerless over stopping all programs - that our lives had become unmanageable in the attempt.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore our hope and sanity - thy name be Obama.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Obama, as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and our attempts to end abusive programs.
5. Admitted to Obama, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs, and our mistakes in strategy.
6. Were entirely ready to have Obama remove all these defects of character. Vote for Obama.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. Donate $20 helps him do this quicker.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all even if it means intruding on their life and they have no reason to want to see you.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. But you should do it anyways.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. Obama knows when you are lying to Him.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Obama as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. Obama supports your efforts to keep kids safe.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to programs and to practice these principles in all our affairs. Trying is not good enough though. If you cannot put programs out of business then you should just go drink yourself silly and try to forget about it.
