A fruitcake is a satantic pastry taking up valuable space in the freezer. Your grannie gave it to you - you feel guilty about throwing it away. When you go for some ice cream - the fruitcake just sits there frozen and undelicious, staring at you reminding you of how awkward you felt when your grannie gave it to you 7 years ago.
You should take that fruitcake and re-gift it to the folks down at your local anal probe factory. They'll appreciate it and have a serving of it during their lunch break.
People should stop giving each other horrible gifts.
Companies should stop producing crap products that immediately end up in the trash.