Yousa! Hell's bells! I'm near about BLINDED by all o' them there sequins! Now, here ya can see a case of real entreprisin' ingenuity, I say!
You kids are nuttin' but a bunch of nincumpoopied panty-waist whiners when it comes to gittin' yer lil tushies wet! Ya oughta take a hint from good ol' Anne's hubbie here, an make some kool duds outta the camp's Kool Ade! At least this fella's figured out how to make his life's lot work out fer him!
How much does he git fer one them jobberoos, huh? Maybe he might think of going in business with me?
Always looking fer an angle,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator