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« on: December 21, 2007, 08:30:54 PM »
There was an uprising of corner people that commited haness acts on TCK.

It started out as a contract was identified by Jeffery Corruptlieb and thought to be broken up. The students involved in the contract all decided to exit stage left into the corner and cause and uprising. All seven of the corner people singled out TCK and were yelling out the following, "Hi yuh yuh yuh, burp, fart, shit Marty Kruglik, hi yuh yuh yuh."

TCK over heard the corner people disrespecting his good name and attempted to perform emergency hi yuh yuh therapy which went horribly wrong. The corner people began to become hostile towards TCK and acted out and also desicrated 3 of TCK's totem poles, which were nearby in the house. TCK got very upset and was seen crying while running out of the house towards his tee-pee. The corner people then broke free from their S.P's and ran out the door following TCK to his tee-pee where they then set TCK's tee pee afire. TCK shocked and stunned by what happened starting yelling out *Hi-chi-chi-Hi-yuh-chi-yuh* which basically is a call for help from fellow mongoloid indian reservationists. Though no fellow indian mongoloid reservationist heard TCK's cries because they were out raping and pileging buffalos and farm animals.

TCK screamed out *My collection of little boys under pants is on fire, hi-chi-chi-Hi-yuh-chi-yuh" That's over 30 years worth of stolen under garments that went up in flames people.

Jeffery Corruptlieb immediately ordered all shotdowns to bring their GI buckets filled with water to put out the inferno, by the time the fire was under control it was too late. TCK stood by and watched his tee-pee of lil boy's under pants perish in the flames, he even had his eye's not facing the ground for over 1 hour too! after the fire, TCK focused his eye's back towards the ground and walked shamelessly away towards the woods. Moun's were heard in the woods nearby 5 minutes later as TCK went into the woods to mourn.

TCK was also heard praying aloud to the Great White Spirit horse asking for redemption. Everything was lost in the tee-pee inferno, all of TCK's replaceable *Thats the good news* li'l boy's underpants,tomahawks, dried buffalo scrotom sacs, wooden dildos, rubber dicks, out of style sweaters, swollen hand cream, fry pan face oil, bad breath pills, *Which is basically buffalo turds, cut in quarters*, Hi yuh yuh gear, stolen residents bags and other stolen and/or confiscated resident paraphinalia, undisclosed amount of indian mongoloid currency, and Kickapoos training bras.

It was also said that TCK's fine collectable art was destroyed as well. Tanya/Tony Merrets testicles that were in a jar of mongoloidferhyde got over boiled and shriveled up into nothing.

When asked if a 3 house or any type of general meeting will be held for these horrific events, Peter Row row row your boat said it's all in TCK's lap now. He believes that TCK will most likely hold the most hostile, confrontational general meeting/ring to date for what unfolded. This was a hostile attack towards TCK and it is now very very personal said Peter Row row row your boat.

Jeffery Corruptlieb told us that if and when this huge general meeting/ring is held, that former maniac staff will be called in for assistant. Those people are Tanya/Tony Merret, Ann Flynn, and Alice Dumb Dunn!

For now all houses are required to join in on a manditory indian mongoloid mourn until further notice. The corner people responsible for the fire are to be held in restraints until further notice. And only indian mongoloid security warriors are to S.P them.

LeRoy the nightman was called in and asked to widdle a penis out of wood for TCK, in hopes to cheer him up. He will also be well compensated in hi yuh yuh currency, for his efforts.

The Terry Witch is now considering raising the current $49,000.00 tuition a year to an addtional $10,000.00 more, to help cover the loss TCK suffered. The money will be used to help recover and buy used out of style sweaters from the salavation army and Ebay.

An emergency call was placed to Arizona to get in contact with Marc Rosendope and for him to come back to Maine and bring as much dope as possible for TCK to help mask his mourning. TCK needs to focus on the general meeting/ring not be mourning. The hardest thing for TCK to deal with is the loss and irreplaceable Tanya/Tony Merret jarred testicles in mogoloidferhyde. It's not like you can find a man wanting to become a woman and donate his cutt of testicles to TCK at a Walmart. It's a tragic loss, and it will take TCK a very long time to get over it, if possible at all! TCK worshipped those jarred testicles of Tanya/Tony Merret every day of the week.
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2007, 09:59:17 AM »
We have just learned that enlighten of the horrid events that took place against TCK and his personal property, a grand General meeting and Ring will take place on Christmas Day.

Former staff members such as Tanya/Tony Merret, Ann Flynn, Alice dumb Dunn, and Linda Roy all have been called in to partake in the General meeting of all General meetings. An immediaite GM/Ring was not going to happen due to the current state of mind that TCK has been in. The Terry Witch wants TCK to have the weekend off to collect himself and have ample time to pray to the Great white Spirit horse, so that TCK can regain his abusive, controlling , state of mind back.

The Terry Witch is also holding a special donation at the elan school this weekend and will pay top dollar for used little boys under pants, in hopes that TCK can immediately rebuild his tee-pee of horrors. The only thing that remained in his last tee-pee of horrors was the ashes in his poopy hole, which since then had a few shotdowns delegated to dig it out and prepare the area for a new tee-pee of horror to be constructed.

TCK is said to be in the deep woods at this time mourning and will mourn for the entire duration of this weekend.

LeRoy is nearly finished on widdeling a new woode dildo for TCK and will be presented to him after he is done mourning.

The corner people responsible for the haness acts against TCK are still in restraints and will remain in restraints most likely until the Christmas GM/Ring. They are being held in an undisclosed area so that if any surprise inspections should arise, Elan would not be subject to critizism.

Jeffery Corruptlieb is still angry about what went down, and has since then leaked his feelings on his house and shot some residents down at random and for no apparent reason, nothing new here.

Kickapoo is attemping to sell herself on Ebay in hopes to raise money for new training bras, ect.

Tanya/Tony Merret is considering going under the knife again and transform herself back to a man, so in the near future to only repeat the process of having another operation where he transforms back into female gender, thus present TCK with another penis that will be pickeled in a jar of mongoloidferhyde. TCK's biggest shock is losing his fine art of the pickeled penis in a jar, which  held a huge sentimental value to him.

A new rule goes into effect immediatly where as any resident who takes the *hi yuh yuh in vain* will be immedialty shotdown and placed in the corner for 1 week. This horrifc past event started when the hi yuh yuh was taken in vain and haness acts were used against TCK and his tee-pee of horrors. The parents of the corner people that commited these acts were not contacted for fear that TCK's true identiity , cause , and behavior would get out to the media and elan school would be under the negaitive media spotlight.

Hi yuh yuh therapy and the way of the Kruglik has a similar bearing like the Las Vegas slogan. "What happens here , stays here".


Wait just a second, we just spotted TCK walking out of the woods, we'll try to get a quick interview.

Reporter> Marty, TCK? Can we ask you some questions?
TCK> Me suh, HOW!
Reporter> TCK, how are you copping with your lose?
TCK> Me suh get revenge on white mans children *In an angry voice*
Reporter> Are you more upset about losing Tanya/Tony Merret's pickeled penis?
TCK> Me suh's pickled penis! *Looks up to the sky and cries out, then runs off back into the woods*
Reporter> Well folks there you have it, TCK still seems very upset and has ran back into the woods to mourn, I don't know if or when his mental state of mind will heal.
Reporter> Hold on a sec, our camera man just spotted TCK removing his hi yuh yuh gear and it looks as if he is attemtping to have sex with a tree. no, wait a second! It's the Krug-Bot!! TCK is having sex with his very own creation, the Krug-Bot. This is one for the record books folks!
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2007, 10:20:32 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2007, 07:38:56 AM »
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Lols... good reading and I love the sound effects. Next installment is coming soon?
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2007, 08:38:45 AM »
The GM of all GM's and The ring is scheduled for tomorrow. I was told that the former staff will be arriving today (Tanya/Tony Merret, Ann Flynn, & Alice dumb Dunn) and will be kept caged until the GM/Ring. Keeping them caged only builds up more abusive rages and male degrading, once uncaged it is said all hell on earth is released.

TCK will mourn no more as of today, and is expected to be back at work first thing this morning. He will be preparing a GM ceremony hi yuh yuh gear for the grand GM/Ring, as his last outfit was destroyed in the tee-pee fire.

Jeffery Corruptlieb has been pysched all weekend,as it is said he has been foaming out the mouth talking under his breath the words (General fucking meeting).

Marc Rosendope has arrived yesterday afternoon via the Terry Witches Limo, and when the driver of the limo opened Rosendopes door, a huge cloud of narcotic smoke exited the rear of the limo. He brought a huge bag of dope with him and plenty of needles. He is said to have put on some weight also, he now weighs 92 pds.

Kickapoo, (TCK's young wife) was able to raise money on Ebay by selling herself to some local farmers and will be able to purchase some new training bras.

In other news, the Krug-Bot which we reported seeing in the woods a couple of days ago with TCK has sustained heavy damage and is in peices. It appears TCK had performed some ruff sex on the Krug-Bot and could not hold up. It lay in peices deep in the woods and will be repaired by Pete row row row your boat today.

The corner people responsible for setting TCK's tee-pee afire are still in restraints in an undisclosed location on the IMR campground. they are being S.P'ed by IMR warriors.

Leroy has completed the new wooded dildo for TCK and will present it to TCK after the grand GM/Ring. Leroy worked very hard on widdleing it and is said to be even better then the original wooden dick he widdled for TCK years ago.
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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2007, 11:46:03 AM »
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Leroy has completed the new wooded dildo for TCK and will present it to TCK after the grand GM/Ring. Leroy worked very hard on widdleing it and is said to be even better then the original wooden dick he widdled for TCK years ago.
Sounds like the Mankind Project has picked up some skills and protocol from Leroy:

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Instead MP offers "sex jokes to loosen them up" and then "flip it" to manipulate the men through "a cognitive context which makes the container a little safer."

The leader introduces the "cock talking stick...Phallos the sacred erect cock."

The men hold Phallos to speak about their innermost secrets and pain regarding sex.

Sex therapy?

No it's "education."

The men are encouraged to "let go...[about] sexuality...in front of...brothers."
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I had never heard of the sex toy used in Ctalk. That seemed to gross me out. I was surprised that the men would hold it while speaking. I guess by that point so many barriers had been broken down, they just went along with whatever was suggested.

http://forum.rickross.com/read.php?4,12552,page=3

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http://wwf.fornits.com/viewtopic.php?t=23476
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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2007, 12:59:19 PM »
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HYSTERICAL!
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 11:10:43 AM »
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THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HYSTERICAL!


It's all part of the *hi yuh yuh*.

Also is the way of the Kruglik.

HI YUH YUH YUH YUH, HI YUH YUH YUH
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 09:47:52 AM »
For the loyal readers:

The Dec 25th 2007 grand GM/Ring of all GM/Rings was a closed GM/Ring session. Do to the high abuse factor that came from the sickest of the sick, i was not allowed inside to see first hand what happend to the corner people that commited those haness acts against TCK.

I can only imagine being saif that having people like Aclice dumb Dunn, Ann Flynn, TCK and others made up a very bad combination towards any teen falling victum to their evil ways.

I can only imagine the extent of the abuse that would have gone on, and the degrading that commenced.
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 09:48:35 AM »
For the loyal readers:

The Dec 25th 2007 grand GM/Ring of all GM/Rings was a closed GM/Ring session. Do to the high abuse factor that came from the sickest of the sick, i was not allowed inside to see first hand what happend to the corner people that commited those haness acts against TCK.

I can only imagine being saif that having people like Alice dumb Dunn, Ann Flynn, TCK and others made up a very bad combination towards any teen falling victum to their evil ways.

I can only imagine the extent of the abuse that would have gone on, and the degrading that commenced.
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Re: Uprising of corner people commit haness acts
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2008, 04:50:56 PM »
TCK did this to his Buffalo---> ::deadhorse::
And really enjoys eating this----> ::fullofshit::

He is the hi yuh yuh mongo injun.

Speaking of TCK  :moon: .. He has been practicing not pointing his eyes at the ground while talking to people. TCK can now carry on an entire hi yuh yuh yuh, chi chi chi yuh yuh chant without looking at the floor. TCK has come a loooong way in his security.  :rasta:

TCK even went the distance in actually taking a bath with real soap!  ::OMG::  Of coarse he said he fell ill cause he was stipped of his stench  :cry: .
But afterall, he is the hi yuh yuh indian!  :moon:  :moon:  ::fullofshit::
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Re: Uprising of corner people commit haness acts
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2010, 04:03:33 PM »
Bump.
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Re: Uprising of corner people commit haness acts
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 05:40:46 AM »
stupid ass shit
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2010, 10:47:38 AM »
Oh my, it's a rare, rouge, brain washed prodigy of TCK on the loose here. Looks like the hi yuh yuh therapy has complete control over you. TCK must be very proud of himself. :beat:
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