Sneak out of the dorms at night and set fire to the house, then dance naked around the flames.
I would do this in Summit, and tell them that I felt the need to let "me" out, and really go for broke and live life. My guess is that I would get sent to NIBH (formerly IBHI) and not do a day in prison.
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this is what i was going to say too.
sneak into the house in the middle of the night, douse it with gasoline, and burn it to the ground.