Dear Santa,
We've been really good. Working hard to keep kids out of Gulags.
We just have one wish.
Would you please, please, take Mr Who back to the North Pole
with you. And keep him there.
Thanks,
The Fonitscators
PS Well, two wishes. Would you please deliver some goodies to the kids who are incarcerated against their will. They could use some hope
and good cheer.