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Anonymous:
--- Quote from: ""fomer student"" ---If you had a restaurant and 40% of the patrons walked out before finishing their meals you would fire the chef, change the menu, change something before you went out of business.
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They like to tell you its sushi, but its really regular old cod thats been sitting on the dock for half the day.
--- Quote from: ""Guest"" ---According to one person cited in that part of the article, only 9 members of her class of 30 were still there. That's actually 30% remaining (70% dropped out).
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70% got sick from food poisoning.
Only 30% get to the dessert course (graduation). Those remaining get awards for ironclad stomachs.
But some get sick later anyway.
Joseph W. Gauld:
Sushi is for panty-waist wusses. Gimme some o' that Limburger CHEESE!!!!! The smellier, the better, har de har har har!!
Joe-Joe Ironsides, The Educator
Anonymous:
--- Quote from: ""Ursus"" ---www.lemonparty.org
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Ursus,
Enjoy your Sumner Hawleyday.
Anonymous:
Do look at that lemon shit. Here is my pick for homo voyeurism:
http://youporn.com/watch/19389
Love the JT sound track. HE was great before game 2. It IS just a loverly ride.
Che Gookin:
Loosing 70 percent of your class in any academic setting is actually pretty common. Of my freshman class in university only 25 percent of us graduated. Public schools, high schools that is, tend to have their own drop out rates and student transfers. What those numbers are I have no idea. Given that they are public institutions I wouldn't compare them to a private duckfarm like Hyde.
Hyde survives not by the number of students that graduates, but by the number of students that walk in the door as new students every year.
So long as hyde can keep its overall population over a certain level the number of graduating students is of no consquence as I'm sure Hyde has become quite adept at manipulating the facts to make some sort of plausible explanation avaliable to those few parents who even bother to ask.
More than likely the majority of our current parenting herd would be content with general statements like, "Well 90 percent of our graduates go onto college!"
"coughs... don't mind the fact that only 30 percent actually survive this shithole."
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