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Well hey
Elan Reporter's Assistant:
Hey Pink. Good to see you. Is your attorney still around?
Have a hi-yuh yuhing happy summer and of course, a mongo-happy Indian summer.
TCK has decided to run for Poland Spring mayor. His slogan is "TCK All the Way. Mongo-Indian Rights Today." He has decided to remain pro-choice, as long as he gets to perform the abortions with his spear. Also, he is pro-death penalty, as long as he get to scalp 'em.
He is for lower taxes on tepees, but higher taxes on sundries and kiddie-torture. He believes in prayer in school, as long as it is retarded Mongoloid chanting to the Great Spirit and he believes that any violations of town ordinances should be punishable by 50 forcible hi-yuhs, a general meeting and a Mongo-verbal reprimand.
TCK is neither a Republican or a Democrat as neither group will have anything to do with him. He will appear on the ballot as a member of the newly formed Buffalo Penis party (BP).
More stories from the campaign trail soon.
The Elan Reporter:
--- Quote from: ""Elan Reporter's Assistant"" ---Hey Pink. Good to see you. Is your attorney still around?
Have a hi-yuh yuhing happy summer and of course, a mongo-happy Indian summer.
TCK has decided to run for Poland Spring mayor. His slogan is "TCK All the Way. Mongo-Indian Rights Today." He has decided to remain pro-choice, as long as he gets to perform the abortions with his spear. Also, he is pro-death penalty, as long as he get to scalp 'em.
He is for lower taxes on tepees, but higher taxes on sundries and kiddie-torture. He believes in prayer in school, as long as it is retarded Mongoloid chanting to the Great Spirit and he believes that any violations of town ordinances should be punishable by 50 forcible hi-yuhs, a general meeting and a Mongo-verbal reprimand.
TCK is neither a Republican or a Democrat as neither group will have anything to do with him. He will appear on the ballot as a member of the newly formed Buffalo Penis party (BP).
More stories from the campaign trail soon.
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I look forward to hearing on this news from the campaign trail.
I heard that part of TCK's staff on the campaign trail is Tony/Tanya and the Terry witch. I also heard that TCK's former tribe which TCK shamed will not be supporting TCK. For those that do not know, TCK shamed his former tribe by performing lewd acts on farm animals and taking the *hi-yuh-yuh* in vain. He was voted out of that tribe and since then has formed his own. *The Indian Mongoloid Reservation* or IMR.
Elan Reporter's Assistant:
TCK's former tribe has unleashed a public relations campaign to defeat TCK and prevent him from being elected mayor of Poland Spring. We caught up to the chief of the Mongoloid tribe and this is what he had to say:
"Me suh strongly oppose Marty as mayor because Marty shame tribe and play with pee pee. Marty suh arrested many times by reservation police for masturbating horses and sodomizing squirrels. We suh have documents to prove it. Hi yuh yuh yuh... Marty defame sacred Hi yuh yuh chant and take hi-yuh in vain. We suh campaign called, "Mongo-Tribal Veterans for Truth: Taking Back the Hi-Yuh."
TCK has repeatedly denied sodomizing squirrels in his youth but has admitted to masturbating horses "a few times" because he considered it a personal holy man ritual. He later moved on to sodomizing buffalo and has described his horse molestation days as "me suh youthful indiscretions."
Meanwhile the Buffalo Penis Party will be hosting a boy-man molestation ritual at the old Elan 7 to raise funds for TCK's campaign. Attending the ceremony will be the Terry Witch and Peter Rowe row row your boat. Marty's child bride Kickapoo will serve as moderator and token squaw. Whoever can molest the most boys in two hours will receive a personal photo-op with TCK and an autographed buffalo dildo to commemorate their special day.
xres8182:
An autographed buffalo dildo? :o Hi Pink. How's things in joisey?
The Elan Reporter:
--- Quote from: ""Elan Reporter's Assistant"" ---TCK's former tribe has unleashed a public relations campaign to defeat TCK and prevent him from being elected mayor of Poland Spring. We caught up to the chief of the Mongoloid tribe and this is what he had to say:
"Me suh strongly oppose Marty as mayor because Marty shame tribe and play with pee pee. Marty suh arrested many times by reservation police for masturbating horses and sodomizing squirrels. We suh have documents to prove it. Hi yuh yuh yuh... Marty defame sacred Hi yuh yuh chant and take hi-yuh in vain. We suh campaign called, "Mongo-Tribal Veterans for Truth: Taking Back the Hi-Yuh."
TCK has repeatedly denied sodomizing squirrels in his youth but has admitted to masturbating horses "a few times" because he considered it a personal holy man ritual. He later moved on to sodomizing buffalo and has described his horse molestation days as "me suh youthful indiscretions."
Meanwhile the Buffalo Penis Party will be hosting a boy-man molestation ritual at the old Elan 7 to raise funds for TCK's campaign. Attending the ceremony will be the Terry Witch and Peter Rowe row row your boat. Marty's child bride Kickapoo will serve as moderator and token squaw. Whoever can molest the most boys in two hours will receive a personal photo-op with TCK and an autographed buffalo dildo to commemorate their special day.
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