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Mister Pink:
hey everyone, glad to see your all still here. I see some new faces and some old feces. if anyone was curious I was locked in an abandoned toolshed shooting black water opium and getting into the grateful dead. good times. looks like i have a lotta reading to catch up on, lotsa elan fun.
anyway, friend or foe, drop a line, i missed you all so very much...

java.gurl:
Just read a cool ass webpage dedicated to Opium and how to make it, process it, use it, Etc. I read nada about black water Opium though. I guess cuz it does not exsist. The history of Opium and Heroin, how these drugs caused wars, Etc..


A lot of these "new faces" you mention have always been here until we were forced to set up accounts we were all happily anonymous.


So, where were you really? In Prison?

Where you kidnapped by a band of roving Gypsies and used as a sex slave to add to beef up their pitiful population that is in danger of becoming extinct because they are all inbred. They needed fresh DNA and Genes to stop the vicious cycle of inbred babies.

They have a entire underground bunker dedicated to this cause. Males and females are mated with one of their own kind to bring forth a baby related to them with minimal inbred damage. After decades of inbreeding they saw the devastating effects it had on their population and the Gypsy women were not going for the inbred look anymore.

Once the man or woman supplies them with a child or two they are released after being given a mind altering pill that makes their last year in the underground bunker seem like a bad dream. They can't recall all of the facts for they are to fuzzy and hazy in their minds eye. Plus it is all about being reunited with the people who assumed they were dead all this time.

Mister Pink:
black water opium, look it up, its basically the only way to intravenously inject it.

and those lovely gypsies you speak of offered to cut my wrists off for five dollars, needless to say, I passed on their offer and ran far far away. They had a lotta metal shit in their face, piercings and such, and were very dirty and generally unkempt. If I was assumed dead, I am sorry. I had to barter my remaining gunpowder and dramamine supplies in order to obtain the opium and the grateful dead box set.

Mister Pink:
so.. no more anons, thats a change of pace. Is elan still running? people still bitching? horrifying flashbacks of rings and GM's and floor scrubbin's still haunting your memories?  whats been goin' on? c'mon I missed a lot... fill me in! good to see the reporter is still goin strong: hi-yuh hi-yuh!
I'm bored as hell here - humor me, tell me a story!

The Elan Reporter:
Why Pinkerton, a Hi-yuh-yuh back at you.  :lol:
Check out elanschool.com. They now have their own forum and you can watch TCK on video talking. Though he seems to have that inferiority complex even on camera, as he has trouble looking into the camera with his eyes.

The Terry Witch is also there on video, looks alot like Merel Streep in the Devil wears Prada.

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