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Diary of a Mongo-Injun named TCK
« on: May 11, 2007, 07:47:20 AM »
Tribal Chief Kruglic *TCK* is once again on a war path..

TCK has declared Mongo-Indian war with local residents that surround the Elan/Indian Mongoloid compound. TCK who has been noted in the past of trespassing and molesting local farm animals has been recently under the gun for his scrutiny and sad excuse of behavior while working at Elan.
TCK has been in a lull ever since the huge presence of law enforcement trying to resolve the previous incidents of farm animal molestation. Now that everything is once again back to normal and all is quiet, TCK is back at it again.
This time Old man farmer Jed has become the latest victum of molested sheep. Farmer Jed who raises sheep nearby the IMR said that yesterday he noticed 8 of his sheep's behinds were shaven and had a vasoline type resin on them. Farmer Jed believes it is the handy work of one TCK who has a history of molesting farm animals.
There was also some strange writings on his barn wall that appeared to be of Mongo-Injun language which has yet to be translated.
Farmer Jed's youngest son Elliah said it was the Hi-yuh-yuh Man TCK that done this. TCK who is locally known as a child abuser/ farm animal molester is a derranged Mongo-Indian who resides at the IMR compound. His little village inside the IMR has teepees made of young boys underpants and is often spotted dancing around a fire not far from a huge totem pole. Elliah who has said to seen the IMR compound and TCK on numerous occasions actively practicing the fine arts of a Mongo-Injunism was told by his  Father Jed never to go near TCK's IMR compound.
(It's like a bad haven for sick minded people to live in) said Farmer Jed.
The IMR which was not long ago under scrutiny for in 2005 & 2006 has been the subject of attention for local law enforcement but has failed to secure a warrant to enter the compound. TCK has the IMR registered as Indian reservation land which governs itself. TCK who had shamed his tribe in the past was forced to start his own colony and tribe after commiting lewd acts that shamed his tribe.
TCK's former Chief *Big Bear* said that TCK was out of control and was banned for life in being associated with our tribe and TCK can never return. In response to Big Bear TCK told us an incoherent statement which has yet to be translated. ( Me suh Big Bear poppy hole hi-yuh-yuh)
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Diary of a Mongo-Injun named TCK
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 07:59:33 AM »
I don't like fish,but I think you like poppy-hole
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2007, 08:00:33 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2007, 06:06:05 PM »
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