All About Receiving Cash, or AARC, has been the subject of some controversy regarding the overall effectiveness of the program. The Speedy Creek Pervert is quick to dismiss these unfounded accusations: "We can't make all of these kids suicidal drug addicts. Some of these kids are in school and leading normal lives when we get them. They're the biggest cons I've seen after myself, but not many teens can rake in millions for their church under the guise of treating drug addiction. We use the most advanced techniques to remove all vestiges of individual thought, but some kids you just can't break. Ideally, we would like to see them all kill themselves, but that's just not realistic. For some the best we can hope for is a life ruled by sudden panic and terror, and maybe dependence on drugs and alcohol. If we had more money, we could keep them longer and probably raise the number of suicide attempts. We provide every opportunity for these kids to be raped and beaten, and we employ many different forms of humiliation, but some of them are just too far gone. We put the really intelligent unmanageable ones on Zero Club, but even after taking away the autonomy of their bowel movements, some just won't lick shoe. Coocooo for cocoa puffs snow the snowman hang around a coconut I am the walrus"
