I am very concerned that compulsive self-gratification may lead some of the more tireless promoters of AARC to go blind. Examining the "independent" validation of AARC's assault/unlawful confinement program, we see that Dr. "Sleepy" Goresky, a board member, and Mr. Fururehalloffamercreatorofheavenandearthdoctorvause, Executive Director, and Mrs. Natalie Oldcomer, clinical? were authors. Additionally, another conflict of interest arises. Peter Choda, ABC,123, pitched in to churn out the non-independent request for more money/prisoners as well. Choda, a well-known specialist in not paying attention, or "childhood syndrome", also provides assessments of AARC prisoners to confirm their status as drug fiends and all-around deviants. Choda has a lengthy and we trust lucrative association with AARC.
We have already seen the heart-warming link between Mr. Destroyerofworldsacademyawardnomineedoctorvause and Mr. Michaeldoctorpatton, leaving only Val "Slyamaker" outside of the AARC circle of love. Haymaker comes to us via the renowned school of 12-stepology, the Hazelden Foundation. How much Lottery/Rotary/Parental money did our pal Val get for independently stroking AARC? Inquiring minds want to know.
"Your love gives me such a thrill, but your love won't pay my bills! I need money!", Mr. Lordvaderdoctorvause