For those of you following along at home, for thirty-three thousand a year you can send your child to Shawnigan Lake Preparatory School, including residence (meals, bed, recreation etc.), for twenty-three thou a year you can send your child to Athol Murray (Notre Dame) in Saskatchewan, (residence, etc). Or you can send your child to AARC, where they can play sockey with rolled up socks and eat macaroni loaf for lunch. Both Shawnigan Lake and Notre Dame fail to provide the element of peer counselling, but your child can instead make do with teachers.