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Offline Anonymous

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« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2007, 01:05:12 PM »
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« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2007, 01:19:48 PM »
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I'll just have to work on the assumption that STD's, exploitation and miserable living conditions are turn ons for some of the people here.

Have we met? You know me quite well, sir.


Is it Randall or Jay?
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see the children with their boredom and their vacant stares. God help us all if we\'re to blame for their unanswered prayers,

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« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2007, 01:23:54 PM »
I confess- while I dust off Fornits posts in moments, when it comes to writing, I'm slower than shit in January.
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« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2007, 02:38:36 PM »
I stick my finger up my ass when I jerk off.
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« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2007, 02:41:28 PM »
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First, it doesn't count as a confession when you post anonymously
and second, how exactly does one "fuck you like a hooker"


if you have any sense about you, it would mean fucking her in the mouth.  wouldn't risk much else...
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« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2007, 02:59:37 PM »
If you curse again, wash your mouth out with soap.
Before you curse again, think about the soap.
THINK ABOUT THE SOAP & everything will be OK.
Just pray real hard & tough it out; everything will be OK.
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traight is my religion.

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« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2007, 11:09:05 PM »
Mighty Aardvark's Live Journal Page:

Might Aardvark's Live Journal![/url]
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« Reply #67 on: January 26, 2007, 12:25:29 AM »
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Mighty Aardvark's Live Journal Page:

Might Aardvark's Live Journal![/url]


Why are you showing pics of my johns?
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« Reply #68 on: January 26, 2007, 02:41:38 AM »
Can't you do better than ancient Japanese men?
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DannyB on the internet:I CALLED A LAWYER TODAY TO SEE IF I COULD SUE YOUR ASSES FOR DOING THIS BUT THAT WAS NOT POSSIBLE.

CCMGirl on program restraints: "DON\'T TAZ ME BRO!!!!!"

TheWho on program survivors: "From where I sit I see all the anit-program[sic] people doing all the complaining and crying."

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« Reply #69 on: January 26, 2007, 04:12:05 AM »
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Can't you do better than ancient Japanese men?


I'm color blind when it comes to money. All I see is GREEN.

Oh wait, I don't charge. FUCK! I always forget that part.
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« Reply #70 on: January 26, 2007, 04:27:15 AM »
You should try that sometime.

I hear lots of jap businessmen can be L O A D E D.
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DannyB on the internet:I CALLED A LAWYER TODAY TO SEE IF I COULD SUE YOUR ASSES FOR DOING THIS BUT THAT WAS NOT POSSIBLE.

CCMGirl on program restraints: "DON\'T TAZ ME BRO!!!!!"

TheWho on program survivors: "From where I sit I see all the anit-program[sic] people doing all the complaining and crying."

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« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2007, 04:32:42 AM »
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You should try that sometime.

I hear lots of jap businessmen can be L O A D E D.


Yeah, but that means I have to move to Taiwan and dress like a prepubescent girl.

Been there. Done that. Except for the Taiwan part.
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« Reply #72 on: January 26, 2007, 07:10:05 AM »
So you're a female to male transexual who dresses like a prepubescent girl and tricks herhimself out for kicks and giggles...

Now I know what's been missing from my life!
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see the children with their boredom and their vacant stares. God help us all if we\'re to blame for their unanswered prayers,

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« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2007, 09:17:10 AM »
From the looks of your live journal that is not all you are missing out on.
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« Reply #74 on: January 26, 2007, 09:29:22 AM »
Alas but I lack the time and patience required to maintain a livejournal
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see the children with their boredom and their vacant stares. God help us all if we\'re to blame for their unanswered prayers,

Billy Joel.