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« Reply #90 on: February 12, 2004, 03:39:00 PM »
Cause that's not as funny...

When Beckie sat on a quarter, a booger flew out of George Washington's nose.
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« Reply #91 on: February 19, 2004, 07:45:00 PM »
That's exactly right, it's not as funny talking about how mean she is. There were plently of other fat people in Elan, do you notice that there aren't 10 page posts devoted to them? Val R. and Ellie H. and some girl named Deanna in another house are the only names I can think of right now, but these people were nice to others unlike Beckie, so people don't bother to make fun of them.
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« Reply #92 on: February 19, 2004, 07:50:00 PM »
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"When Beckie goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "OK.""





How big is this restaurant? Is it one of those Taco Bells combined with KFC, where you get two restaurants at the same same time?
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« Reply #93 on: February 19, 2004, 07:54:00 PM »
I think they would have to combine it with a third restaurant in order to satiate Beckie. One time she went on the Boston Trip and ate the Fleet Center. She washed it down with the water from the dolphin tank at the Aquarium, and then ate the Freedom Trail for desert.
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« Reply #94 on: February 20, 2004, 10:40:00 AM »
Beckie is a humongous cannibal woman.  She is very deceitful and cannot be trusted.  she is a nasty bitch and i hope she eats herself.
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« Reply #95 on: February 23, 2004, 10:50:00 PM »
Beckie makes me think of Star Wars because she looks like Jabba the Hut.
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« Reply #96 on: February 23, 2004, 10:54:00 PM »
Actually, I wasn't very on my post in this thread, and I shouldn't insult people. I would like to apologize to Jabba the Hut for comparing him to Beckie.

Actually, the spin-off of Star Wars would be more of a comparison to Beckie. It's called Spaceballs and has a character named Pizza the Hut, who comes to his demise by getting trapped in a car and eating himself to death
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« Reply #97 on: March 01, 2004, 07:51:00 PM »
Got this from a friend: They made a movie about her belt, it's called 8 mile.
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« Reply #98 on: March 02, 2004, 12:41:00 AM »
Did Beckie eat Eminem?
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« Reply #99 on: March 02, 2004, 10:09:00 AM »
Beckie, you are a lying, deceitful bitch.  I can't believe I fell for your bullshit.  Don't wish me luck after you stabbed me in the back with your big mouth.  With your luck, I'll probably wind up divorced and miserable.  I don't need your luck.  Just fuck off.
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« Reply #100 on: March 02, 2004, 02:22:00 PM »
Art,

I usual don't consider permissible for me to be this angry.  The best thing I can do with someone like this is just not let her take up space in my head.  

Don't want to air any more dirty laundry so I'll leave it at that.
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« Reply #101 on: March 02, 2004, 03:16:00 PM »
Art, I understand. Tomorrow, I'm taking the day off.  Maybe I'll pop up on Yahoo.

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« Reply #102 on: March 02, 2004, 07:07:00 PM »
Wow, even people who weren't in the house with Beckie hate her!
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« Reply #103 on: June 02, 2005, 09:18:00 PM »
I have to bring this post back up because I just crapped myself laughing at this thread. I actually read all 11 pages of posts.
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« Reply #104 on: June 03, 2005, 09:03:00 AM »
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On 2005-06-02 18:18:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I have to bring this post back up because I just crapped myself laughing at this thread. I actually read all 11 pages of posts.

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We are all so proud of you.  :wave:
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