Men Who Love Burgers and Loathe Sex

[dniceo7]

On 2006-06-21 21:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Its been my experience, that the ratio of women who a)actually like sex and b) are any good at it, are extreemly rare. So why go out of your way and risk humiliation, rejection, and most of all waste a lot of time, when the likely hood of a even passibly pleasureable experience is less than 5%?"

Wow...I feel really bad for this guy.  :lol:

[Anonymous]

On 2006-06-23 09:40:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Frankly, I find the whole premise of this discussion to be amazing.



Are there really millions of hot and horney american women out there who are just dying to jump anything that moves and has a pecker?



Maybe-- if you happen to be CEO of AT&T (and can prove it on the spot).



Otherwise, lots of luck to you. On the whole, american women are neither friendly nor approachable. At least, not in comparison to many other cultural traditions. To american women, men are all potential rapists, pedophiles, or just plain boring. At least, thats what they see on "Lifetime".



I think the answer to the "mystery" of young men not being interested in american women is obvious- they're simply too high maintnance to be worth the trouble. Take those same guys and give them a shot at French, or Tai, or Brazilian women and see what happens."

French women just like to fuck anything that uses deodorant....especially when youre at work! Cant complain about how often they toss your salad though...woohoo!

Thai or Brazilian and see what happens?
Dude, 99% of either race is fucking disgusting. And a growing number of them have not always been women.


At 40, I dont have too much trouble meeting women and getting down to business. Most of them are 25-32 and THEY are not looking for any sort of commitment unless they have three fucking kids at home.
Theres some validy in a few of the comments in here though. It gets more and more difficult finding a nice down to earth reasonable gal who doesnt want to see your fucking investment portfoilio and retirement plans before she accepts the 7th rum and coke you buy for her.

And thats another thing. Since when is buyng a gal a drink *code* for "suck my dick later?"

Womens attitudes these days can be defined as nothing less than prostitution plain and simple. Im not an incredibly handsome guy, but I make a 6 digit living which seems to make a big difference. I often do social experiments to prove a point to friends...show up at a bar unshaved, with an old t-shirt, jeans and tennis shoes...no watch, ciggarettes in the shirt pocket.
Needless to say I might have a half a chance going home with the widow wino who owns the place...but I couldnt buy a one nighter if the last good looking single chick in there at closing time was overdosing on extasy.
On the other hand, if I spend a little time on the "find some pussy" end of the wardrobe, shave, use a little "axe" and lay down the visa gold on the bar with a good attitude and a little wit and personality...3 out of 5 times I go fishin...some hot slut takes the bait.
Problem is, the only ones that are not forced out the door the next morning have a husband looking for them.

Id like to meet these men who love burgers and loathe sex, And laugh in thier faces.
But I dont think they exsist...
Your hubby or boyfriend isnt chosing a burger over your pussy, hes getting a burger... and someone elses pussy.
As long as they keep doing that, Ill keep fuckin married chicks who always seem to find the door in the morning all by themselves.

[Anonymous]

To the extent that sex (or not) is a problem in today's world it is caused by a sea of pollutants, a sea of unnecesary prescription/other drugs, mental problems, dna problems, greed problems, religious problems, wars, diet problems and overpopulation. The first thing we should fix is the greed/war problem caused by the Bushies.

[teachback]

Aw come on...they've been having a pretty interesting discussion here and you want to go and drag politics into the goddam mix??

AS IF that reeeeeally has that much to do with anything being talked about?? >YAWN<

Zzzzzz in advance.  :flame:

Please let's not go there....please???  :grin:

[Anonymous]

On 2006-06-23 22:00:00, Frank Discussion wrote:

"Aw come on...they've been having a pretty interesting discussion here and you want to go and drag politics into the goddam mix??



AS IF that reeeeeally has that much to do with anything being talked about?? >YAWN<



Zzzzzz in advance.  :nworthy:

[Anonymous]

Your hubby or boyfriend isnt chosing a burger over your pussy, hes getting a burger... and someone elses pussy.

 :nworthy:  :tup:

[Anonymous]

I think the new advertising stereotype new breed "...of healthy young men who rate sex way beneath their other appetites" betrays a "conservative Christian" subtext, and castration anxiety.

I mean "Jesus" wouldn't jump into bed with the first women who came along, would he? And since the young women in the TV commericals cited above are the sexual aggressors, the young man, like the Arthurian Percival, has to protect his chasitity in his quest for his personal "Holy Grail," a hamburger in this case.

The Viagra, and similar products' to "fix"erectile dysfunction, commericals play the castration anxiety theme to the hilt, as it were. The otherwise virile, entering middle-age, husband, can no longer pleasure his sexually insatiable wife. The world is turned upside down! God's plan is out of kilter without the intervention of the "miracle" of modern pharmacology. Viagra is dropped, erection achieved, all's right with the world! "God" is happy.

Think about it. Chasitiy and castration anxiety are two constant subtexts of current Republican political messages. Just think about the conservative aversion to sexual equality in the workplace, "abstinence only" sex ed and war, war, war.

[Anonymous]

Advertising women are not the sexual aggresors, they are the reward for drinking the right beer, driving the right car, and of course, eating the right burger! As Jessica Simpson displayed quite vividly in the cheeseburger commercial after the release of the Movie  "Dukes of hazzard" The rest of your post fucking disgusts me.
Funny but I dont recall which burger chain the ad was for. I can assure you of this though, it wasnt any of the family oriented burger chains like McDonalds, or BK or Wendys.
Must have been Jack in the Box or Carls Jr. Which are burgers made for REAL men.
Real sexually passive men that is.
Speaking of The dukes of Hazzard. The greatest show EVER. Why is it that whenever Daisy Duke had a romantic interest in a man, it was for the sole purpose of decieving him to get the money?

Id say that show is singlehandedly responsible for  todays treasure hunting women dispite whatever science is out there to prove women instinctually seek out the most able provider.


What difference does any of it make anyway?
I get laid just below the level of frequency I would like to get laid. Only a deserted Island with just myself, a dozen 18 year old bisexual cheerleaders and the absence of cows, pigs, cheese, and mayonaise could offer me total sexual bliss.
When a cheeseburger interupts the current level of  the frequency of which I have intercourse, its not beause my own insticts of attraction to child bearing hips has been somehow interupted by a naturally carnivorous desire to consume beef or anything. I just accept the fact that I have already had the best pussy I am ever going to have...ever and theres a cheeseburger out there on any corner that will fill an intimate void for $5 bucks, and stay with me through the angioplasty, the tripple bypass, and the last heart attack.

Ladies, get in line behind the Beer, the BBQ, the Television, the fishing boat, the motorcycle, and the garage that needs cleaned. All those things bring me far more and longer lasting pleasure at a much cheaper price than your kitty does. You women have been telling us men for years that our priorities are out of tune.
Now that fucking you isnt at the top of the list, shouldnt your liberation be complete.
Heres an idea, go fuck yourselves until Im done eating my burger.

[Anonymous]

On 2006-06-24 15:26:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Advertising women are not the sexual aggresors, they are the reward for drinking the right beer, driving the right car, and of course, eating the right burger! As Jessica Simpson displayed quite vividly in the cheeseburger commercial after the release of the Movie  "Dukes of hazzard" The rest of your post fucking disgusts me.

Funny but I dont recall which burger chain the ad was for. I can assure you of this though, it wasnt any of the family oriented burger chains like McDonalds, or BK or Wendys.

Must have been Jack in the Box or Carls Jr. Which are burgers made for REAL men.

Real sexually passive men that is.

Speaking of The dukes of Hazzard. The greatest show EVER. Why is it that whenever Daisy Duke had a romantic interest in a man, it was for the sole purpose of decieving him to get the money?



Id say that show is singlehandedly responsible for  todays treasure hunting women dispite whatever science is out there to prove women instinctually seek out the most able provider.





What difference does any of it make anyway?

I get laid just below the level of frequency I would like to get laid. Only a deserted Island with just myself, a dozen 18 year old bisexual cheerleaders and the absence of cows, pigs, cheese, and mayonaise could offer me total sexual bliss.

When a cheeseburger interupts the current level of  the frequency of which I have intercourse, its not beause my own insticts of attraction to child bearing hips has been somehow interupted by a naturally carnivorous desire to consume beef or anything. I just accept the fact that I have already had the best pussy I am ever going to have...ever and theres a cheeseburger out there on any corner that will fill an intimate void for $5 bucks, and stay with me through the angioplasty, the tripple bypass, and the last heart attack.



Ladies, get in line behind the Beer, the BBQ, the Television, the fishing boat, the motorcycle, and the garage that needs cleaned. All those things bring me far more and longer lasting pleasure at a much cheaper price than your kitty does. You women have been telling us men for years that our priorities are out of tune.

Now that fucking you isnt at the top of the list, shouldnt your liberation be complete.

Heres an idea, go fuck yourselves until Im done eating my burger.





"

After reading your post it's really no surprise that you get laid BELOW the level of frequency you would like!! Jesus man....go ahead and eat your burger, your belly is probably so big it would be hard to find your dick anyway!! :lol:  :lol:

[Anonymous]

I tend to avoid younger American women these days because so many of them have become so vulgar, abrasive, and self-righteous that it kills any desire I may have to get to know them, let alone make the emotional and financial effort necessary to get into a relationship with them. Women in this society may still be biologically female, but they've long since stopped being feminine, and they don't seem to realize that men are attracted to the latter at least as much as they are to the former. With their newfound promiscuity and coarse speech and behavior, not to mention those god-awful tattoos they keep getting, women are trying to act like men. And that's exactly why men don't want them anymore.

This is also why increasing numbers of American men -- and more to the point, increasing numbers of younger, successful, attractive men who wouldn't have any problems getting laid -- are looking for wives outside the United States. Why settle for some slutty, beer-swilling, tramp-stamped shrew when there are literally hundreds of millions of quality women available in places like eastern Europe, East Asia, and Latin America? And no, men aren't doing this because they want to marry doormats or slaves. They're doing it because they want to marry ladies.

[teachback]

Think about it. Chasitiy and castration anxiety are two constant subtexts of current Republican political messages. Just think about the conservative aversion to sexual equality in the workplace, "abstinence only" sex ed and war, war, war.

Well I see what you're getting at...but the overall materialistic bent that you were talking about (concerning American women..hell, probably not just American women) is certainly nothing new...you know?

[teachback]

With their newfound promiscuity and coarse speech and behavior, not to mention those god-awful tattoos they keep getting, women are trying to act like men. And that's exactly why men don't want them anymore.

This sort of stuff doesn't always bother me...

To be fair I'd say that there are plenty of 'ladies' out there that have some of these characteristics.

I hear ya, though...

[Anonymous]

After reading your post it's really no surprise that you get laid BELOW the level of frequency you would like!! Jesus man....go ahead and eat your burger, your belly is probably so big it would be hard to find your dick anyway!! :lol:  :lol: "

Yawn, I get laid *almost* as much as I want to get laid. And no, your crystal ball lied, I dont have a belly. The post, for the most part wasnt serious you idiot. Go back to reading your tantra books to put you to sleep so you can dream of a man that doesnt speak.

[Anonymous]

It's an oft-told tale. I have no problem with my sex drive and never did. Of course, most women I met and were initially interested in weren't interested in me, a stable, intelligent though not a handsome guy. I was never in the "in" crowd. This could be par for the course or, more likely to me, because most women in high school and college who I was attracted to were simply immature and wanted the "in" guy who was handsome. I looked for intelligent, attractive women, but unfortunately, wasn't wise enough myself to look for wise women too.

Be that as it may, I eventually found my mate late in the game and she's a good person. We could barely contain ourselves before we got married. And after we married all was fine for around a year before she got pregnant. Many things change in a woman when she goes through pregnancy. One of those things are the hormones. My wife, who as on anti-depressants, had to change medications. Suddenly, and I do mean suddenly, she had no physical desire for me. See the change in that desire didn't coincide with the pregnancy but with the change in medication.

Unfortunately, she's never admitted that this is a problem. We've had one child and now a second. She's changed medication again because the second pregnancy was terrible on her. "Morning sickness" existed day and night for 9 months - the entire pregnancy. It was made worse, intially, by the medication she was on. It got nominally better after she switched.

of course, I did not expect her to be arroused by me during this period at all. No one wants sex when they feel like throwing up. But now that this is over and our second is a year old, she still has no where near the desire she use to have. It's not age, she's still in her 20s. It's not me, I'm in my 40s and by all accounts, my sex drive should be deminishing. It certainly hasn't increased.

The only consistant change is she's not on her original depression meds. I really, really want her to get off them entirely (though this is a sore subject since she's convinced she can't overcome depression by herself - a sad but true tale of drug company advertising and non-helpful but paid-by-drug-company psychiatrists) but will settle for her just going back to her original medication. But she won't. She refuses because she is happy. She doesn't want to risk having any problems switching back. But the side effects (of Zoloft) are causing a real problem in our marraige she refuses to see. I'm lucky if I'm... lucky 3 times a year. This is not normal. I'm never one to force myself on someone else; that's rape. But damn it, this makes me angry at her, the drug companies, and at psychiatrists who perscribe drugs first and real treatment later if at all.

I know our marraige would be better off with her at worst on her old drug but I believe it would be better without drugs entirely. That's a pretty amazing statement isn't it. I'm claiming to know what's better for someone else or at least what would be better to try. Arrogant? Not really.

I know what depression is like because I have suffered it too. And I beat it after several years, without the use of drugs but with therapy and the evolution of how I view the world and life. I know if you don't go through that evolution or try to fix yourself in this way, you are missing out on what could be a much better life. Instead, I am convinced that many people simply give up after too short of a time and decide to simply take a pill to make themselves better. And it hurts not only them, but those around them as well. And suppression of libido is just one of the side effects. Emotions tend to be depressed all the way around. Things are still funny and happy and sad but not as much. And that misses much of what life is and should be. And that's a crime against yourself and nature. My conclusion: the drug industry is our problem.

[Anonymous]

Yeah I think you are onto something. When I was on anti-depressants/anti-anxiety meds I could barely get it up. I had really no sex drive at all. The most ironic part of it all, the meds didn't work and being embarassed while having sex made me feel worse. WTF?