Toots. Oh shit. I haven't heard that one in a while.
To those who find TSW offensive- the key to truly appreciating his contributions is to have a couple of beers or glasses of wine.
And, I'm still LMAO about the "teaching the kid to cook" comment. :lol:
2) The kitchen being full of sharp pointy things would imply a huge amount of trust. Trust that might well go along way to boosting up the daugher's sense of self worth.
In other words, if you can't find a glimse of humor, probably taking this way too seriously.