"I do know Dean Vause. And I don't care what he has done or where he is from and I've done some pretty bad things in my life. But thank's to him, I don't have to do those things anymore because he released me from the bondage of resentment. You people are chained by your resentments and will never know true freedom. I DO, and it's because of Dr. Vause and AARC."
Translation:
I am a Dean Vause Robot. Dean Vause is my God. And I don't care what he has done or where he is from and I'VE DONE SOME PRETTY BAD THING IN MY LIFE. ~ but Dean showed me the errors of my ways. I don't have to do those things anymore because I have Dean now, he released me from the bondage of resentment, or that is, unless it were people like you guys threatening my cult, then I could be resentful. Therefore I will now say, You people are chained by your resentments and will never know true freedom. I DO, and it's because of Dr. Vause and AARC. Whoops, gotta go, it's time for my 24 hour reprogramming to begin. Dean where are you? DEAN!!!
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