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« on: April 29, 2006, 03:52:00 AM »
thats right,, you too can be a member of  the ShitEatind Artophiles,,all you need is the intelligence of a 12  year old, a penchant for fecal matter,, and the wonton need to  try to bring others down to your miserable,, shiteating level..just send 20 dollars to the law firm of Jamie E Eisman and assoc.new jersey...  that fee will entitle you to be shit on by my wife, we must test your eating habits,as well as a intelligence test administerd by our son,hes feeble minded ,, hence the 12 yr old part...just trik him into thinking the tranvestite on the corner is a real women,,is easy,, he falls for it all the time,,,at the request of our newest , and might i add  generous member,, male applicants will all have to watch  said member have intercourse with a chicken, special consideration goes to those applicants that will actually eat an egg from 1 of these  raped chickens,then shit on daves chest,,,we know the response will be huge, daves been getting a head start in the egg procces,
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2006, 08:17:00 AM »
Damn artie, you sure do suck at trying to be funny. Dont quit your average day job.
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2006, 09:08:00 AM »
Sea club actaully is a gay club. Sea is short for "Seamon". Art is an exclusive member of this club, and swims in a pool of seamon along with other transexuals and homosexuals. Art formed this club after failing AA, and found redemption in it.
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2006, 10:39:00 AM »
dood
lay off the meth,your post is more whacked than normal
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 11:09:00 AM »
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"thats right,, you too can be a member of  the ShitEatind Artophiles,,all you need is the intelligence of a 12  year old, a penchant for fecal matter,, and the wonton need to  try to bring others down to your miserable,, shiteating level..just send 20 dollars to the law firm of Jamie E Eisman and assoc.new jersey...  that fee will entitle you to be shit on by my wife, we must test your eating habits,as well as a intelligence test administerd by our son,hes feeble minded ,, hence the 12 yr old part...just trik him into thinking the tranvestite on the corner is a real women,,is easy,, he falls for it all the time,,,at the request of our newest , and might i add  generous member,, male applicants will all have to watch  said member have intercourse with a chicken, special consideration goes to those applicants that will actually eat an egg from 1 of these  raped chickens,then shit on daves chest,,,we know the response will be huge, daves been getting a head start in the egg procces,"

Daddy piss you off again?
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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2006, 02:51:00 AM »
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"Damn artie, you sure do suck at trying to be funny. Dont quit your average day job."

once again we must scoff at the fecal laden brains of these  shiteaters,,,keep flailing around thinking everyone is art,,,hmmm,i live in the bronx,, i just might  go looking for this egg farm and post signs about your sexual practices w/ chickens,,, ::kma::  ::kma::  ::kma::
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2006, 09:38:00 AM »
Dave
You just dont get it. Not suprising that you lack the cognative ability to think,but you just dont get it.Nobody cares what you say and post. This is alot like real life for you. No friends,noone cares. Living in your fantasy world of corvettes,real estate,and martial arts training. You have been proven to be the freak that you consistantly post and write about. Its been a grotesque journey with you. But somehow rewarding as you continue to go on and on about absolutely nothing of any value to anyone. We are laughing,but its at your poor self,not at anything you have written. The only difference between you and Jordan is that that family actually has money. Also that they know how to be nice people,when they want to. You cant do it to save your life.Its just not in you. I feel sorry for you,and at the same time,as been said by others,"if you were on the corner,on fire,I wouldnt piss on you"
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« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2006, 06:28:00 PM »
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You just dont get it. Not suprising that you lack the cognative ability to think,but you just dont get it.Nobody cares what you say and post. This is alot like real life for you. No friends,noone cares. Living in your fantasy world of corvettes,real estate,and martial arts training. You have been proven to be the freak that you consistantly post and write about. Its been a grotesque journey with you. But somehow rewarding as you continue to go on and on about absolutely nothing of any value to anyone. We are laughing,but its at your poor self,not at anything you have written. The only difference between you and Jordan is that that family actually has money. Also that they know how to be nice people,when they want to. You cant do it to save your life.Its just not in you. I feel sorry for you,and at the same time,as been said by others,"if you were on the corner,on fire,I wouldnt piss on you"

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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2006, 09:46:00 AM »
Art you are the sickest person I have ever encountered in my life. You are the pedophile that the local news talks about stalking children on the net. You are a sick freak, you offer open invitations to anyone that reads your sick disgusting comments for oral sex. You should be being questioned by the FBI at this time for your actions. I think you are that internet child predator, and very much capable of doing some sick sex act to a child. If it was my kid you touched, I wouldn't hand you my belt so that you can use it as a tourniquet to stop the bleeding. One day you will be captured and pay the price. And all that illegal porn that you look out? Yeah that too artie will seal your fate. Your a sick man, and need to be stopped, but I cannot spoil the surprise, at least not yet. Justice will be served, bank on it!
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2006, 10:56:00 AM »
hi dave
I missed ya
C'mere ... Gimme a hug
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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2006, 11:47:00 AM »
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"Art you are the sickest person I have ever encountered in my life. You are the pedophile that the local news talks about stalking children on the net. You are a sick freak, you offer open invitations to anyone that reads your sick disgusting comments for oral sex. You should be being questioned by the FBI at this time for your actions. I think you are that internet child predator, and very much capable of doing some sick sex act to a child. If it was my kid you touched, I wouldn't hand you my belt so that you can use it as a tourniquet to stop the bleeding. One day you will be captured and pay the price. And all that illegal porn that you look out? Yeah that too artie will seal your fate. Your a sick man, and need to be stopped, but I cannot spoil the surprise, at least not yet. Justice will be served, bank on it!"

pssssttt Dave... You have this huge chunk of shit on your cheek,prob spilled out your mouth while eating.Get a kleenex kid !
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2006, 03:14:00 AM »
hmm,, the shiteaters usual method of attack is to accuse someone of something themselves already do, replying to selves and whatnot ect..ect,,,i think its you with the kiddie porn dave,cant fuck chickens all the time huh?the way you shiteaters treat other peers,, gawd only knows what you woulddo to a child..maybe its time someone looked at your machine,i doubt anyone will but the eggs of a sex offender ,, everyone except Jamie E Eisman
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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2006, 03:27:00 AM »
aha!!! the racist shiteater has been revealed..rumor has it that it was 1 of his cronies that  narced him out,,Andy Peullo  was seen leavin a certain egg farm in jersey,he was followed{wasnt hard  in his  1984 POS}he was then seen putting on a klan hat . what he failed to remeber was white cloth acts like a filter,, and soon his mask was  stained around where his mouth should be.when his white brethren made him take  it off,, they were stunned to find what appeared to be a black man. they beat him for 1/2 hour fore they realized he wasnt black.. he just had shit smeared all over his face.they all had a good laugh , then resumed the beating.dont hate him,, pity him


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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2006, 11:09:00 AM »
Here we go again!
 Same old crap coming from Arties mouth. Do you hear and smell that same shit stench I do coming from your mouth? Whats wrong Artie, jealous of Andy now because he isnt a fuck up like you
were at his age? Andy has an entire future ahead
of him, he can make what he wants out
of himself. I think you are just jealous, because you cant harbor the idea of someone half your age becoming more responsible and sucessful
then you in your old washed up years.
Oh and btw, I am not Andy, JJ Johnny, Davey, Brutis, Tony, or Charlie, I am that same someone
who thinks you are the biggest pile of shit
to plop on this earth.

Confont your feelings of failure Artie, you know
the feelings of rejection from your family
divorcing you? Hows it feel Artie? Hows it
feel to be an AA failure as well? I see you like
pretending not to be you when you post, good start btw. If I was you I certainly would deny being you, I guess the feelings of feeling ashamed are starting to settle in by now, am I right or am I right?
Can you say EMBARRASSMENT? Because that is what you are, an embarrasment to your family, and everything that surrounds you.

Hows it feel Artie, knowing that your brain is
functioning on a 5th grade level?  :lol:
Did you wet your bed again last night?
Thats a shame, because there is no spouse nor child of yours to help you clean it up.
Very lonely and quiet in the Artie household.
Wait! There is that wonder Lake dog of yours?
Yeah, but he most likely finds pissing on a fire
hydrant more entertaining then hanging around
your stupid retard ass.
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« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2006, 11:21:00 AM »
:wstupid:  

Should read (Notsmartart) You forgot to add the word "SMART" between not and art Artie.

Boy, you sure do get more stupid over time Artie.
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