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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2006, 10:16:00 PM »
when you wake up with $150,000 in your bank account after Miller Newton touched your junk the night before when he had you strapped in the Straightmobile.
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2006, 12:03:00 AM »
You laugh your ass off at the prospect of wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Ask Dr. Fucktard" out in a public place...
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2006, 08:03:00 AM »
when you do not like other people watching you brush your teeth or shave
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2006, 10:46:00 AM »
you come to fornits to meet psycho chicks to have sex with
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2006, 12:07:00 PM »
You know you're a straightling when your child earns her blow dryer back after being punished!
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2006, 02:01:00 PM »
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On 2006-04-24 21:03:00, Anonymous wrote:

"You laugh your ass off at the prospect of wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Ask Dr. Fucktard" out in a public place..."


beautiful
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2006, 02:25:00 PM »
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On 2006-04-25 11:01:00, Anonymous wrote:

beautiful

Thanks.  :grin:
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2006, 02:25:00 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2006, 02:49:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-20 10:52:00, dragonfly wrote:

I'd still like to have a T-shirt with a picture of good ol' Dr. Fucktard, Blue tattoos and all, with the words "ask Dr. Fucktard" on the front.

Special thanks go out to dragonfly for coming up with the idea for the t-shirt.  :tup:
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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2006, 02:49:00 PM »
When you start believing that CIA computers are creating a profile of you based on what you post on Fornits.
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« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2006, 11:53:00 PM »
..When you start trying to convince yourself that the CIA is not creating a profile of you that includes your postings on Fornits.
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« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2006, 12:17:00 PM »
when you consider it a real kick to get high and watch footage of Miller Newton's court testimony
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« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2006, 12:20:00 PM »
:nworthy:  :grin:
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« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2006, 06:14:00 PM »
when you consider it a real kick to get high and watch footage of Miller Newton's court testimony

thats a good one! :nworthy: hippie!
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« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2006, 07:30:00 PM »
you give your shrink advise.
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