You know you're a straightling when.....

[Deprogrammed]

You cringe, when a friend asks you if you saw that "program" that was on tv last night.......lol

Thought we may come with some humor.....

take it away, Hip

-DP

The clergy know that I know that they know that they do not know.
--Robert G. Ingersoll, American politician and lecturer

[Anonymous]

you cringe everytime you hear a VENDOR YELL "Program, Program get your self a Program!!!!"....and you're at a baseball game!...

[Anonymous]

you cringe everytime you hear the word cringe!

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On 2006-04-23 23:55:00, stillahippie564 wrote:

"you cringe everytime you hear a VENDOR YELL "Program, Program get your self a Program!!!!"....and you're at a baseball game!... "

Lol!

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;  lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.  She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again---and that is well;  but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/external-search?tag=circlofmiamithem&keyword=mark+twain&mode=books' target='_new'> Mark Twain

[Antigen]

You hear "It was a Zippety-do-dah kinda day!" and know just what that means.

For the most part we inherit our opinions. We are the heirs of habits and mental customs. Our beliefs, like the fashion of our garments, depend on where we were born. We are molded and fashioned by our surroundings.
--Environment is a sculptor -- a painter.

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When the waiter at the restaurant asks you if ye would like to try their new "Wrap"

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark.  The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.  
--Plato

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On 2006-04-23 23:58:00, Deprogrammed wrote:

"When the waiter at the restaurant asks you if ye would like to try their new "Wrap"

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark.  The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.  
--Plato

"

and of course ye cringe

Speculations on the Origin of Human Intelligence: "In defense of the Pygmies, perhaps I should note that a friend of mine who has spent time with them says that for such activities as the patient stalking and hunting of mammals and fish they prepare themselves through marijuana intoxication, which helps to make the long waits, boring to anyone further evolved than a Komodo dragon, at least moderately tolerable. Ganja is, he says, their only cultivated crop. It would be wryly interesting if in human history the cultivation  of marijuana led generally to the invention of agriculture, and thereby to civilization.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0345346297/103-2574067-9409467/circlofmiamithem' target='_new'>Carl Sagan - The Dragons of Eden - 1977

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On 2006-04-23 23:57:00, Eudora wrote:

"You hear "It was a Zippety-do-dah kinda day!" and know just what that means.

For the most part we inherit our opinions. We are the heirs of habits and mental customs. Our beliefs, like the fashion of our garments, depend on where we were born. We are molded and fashioned by our surroundings.
--Environment is a sculptor -- a painter.

"

Lmfao!

The Roman Catholic Church had a policy of burning all pre-Columbian information as pagan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-Columbian' target='_new'>Wiki

[Anonymous]

when a manager refers to the department as "group" and then says "the group is in a bad place"

[teachback]

Anytime someone uses the phrase "u need to"

[Anonymous]

yeah, when you go to an office and the receptionist says "have a seat"  :eek:

[misbehaver]

What bothers me are the door chimes that shops and other places use for security,etc. It reminds me of the phaser room and I instantly tense up. I also don't like being checked out with the metal detection wands when clearing security. I suppose nobody really does and I'm making too much of nothing. Jason

[Anonymous]

Interesting, lol. When someone says Have a seat.. I normally reply "No thank you, Im ok standing" I hadnt connected the dots before.

The big one is when anyone says "go straight", I have to correct them and say .. "it's always forward, never straight."


 You know your a straightling when...your checking out someones bottom and take note of their beltloop ::blushing::


 You know your a straightling when your sitting quietly at dinner with the family and suddenly you MUST crack your elbow joint (damage from motivating), and instead hit your self in the face or chest  :razz:

[Anonymous]

You're trying to sing nursery rhymes to your kids but can't because Little Rabbit Foo Foo gives you the creeps.

You hear the song You're A Grand Old Flag and just for a split second your arm almost does the hand motions.  It really happened to me at a concert years back with my mother.  I actually had to leave and I almost threw up.

[Anonymous]

when you actually comment on this thread