Unnatural affections, or "faggotry" as it is clinically known, is only one of a host of symptoms that manifest in the life of the Chemically Dependent individual. You see, Druggies, the unhinged mental landscape wrought by the use of psychoactive chemicals often includes damage to sexual identity sections of the brain. At SIBS, and before that at Straight, Inc. and KIDS, I make use of time-tested techniques for averting the dangers and pitfalls of sexual deviancy that inevitably occur in response to the use of drugs. Our 96% success rate indicates that not only is faggotry cureable, but that it is best cured at SIBS.
See you on front row, you fucking queer!
Love ya(but not in the way you'd like me to)!
Have a seat.......