The "War on Drugs"...The "War on Terror"..Uh...How about "THE WAR ON DEMOCRACY". Oh. wait. Sorry that one doesn't have the same 'Ring' ($Bling) to it does it..hmmm. we better start looking for our next bad guy...oooh I know.. how about Korea??? yeeeea. perfect. but wait they have no oil...hmmm. ok. uh, how bout Saudi. Oh NOOOOOO. We are in bed with THEM don't even THINK about that... Oh yea. that's right. (hmph...)
uh... how are we doing on that 'War on Drugs' by the way, Mr. Bush? What? Huh? War on what? We are fighting a War on TERROR, here. Let's FOCUS, boys, shall we??