From the Law Offices of Godiva Chocolates Inc.
#524 M&M Mars, Hackettstown, NJ:
I can assure you all my client's use of the word "penultimate" was correct, and the grammar police have been slapped with a hefty defamation lawsuit stemming from their unlawful arrest and detention of my client, Mr. Pink.
In response to a number of rather serious inqueries on the part of a number of plaintiffs, my client wishes to inform them, and the general public that he will not be leaving the Fornits Fora Forum for at least several more weeks, at which point he will most likely travel to the great state of Florida for some well-earned rest and relaxation with his beautiful fiancee.
As for Tamar, there is a fan club for humans, sub-humans, and elan graduates that have a fetish for skeletal remains with yet unrotted flesh and an *apparently* functioning renal system
http://www.rotten.comAnd that is all ye need to know
-Mr. Pink's Attorney