From the Law Offices of Byzantium, Constantinople, & Istambul..
The Hotdog stand in the Hagia Sofia Courtyard:
My client, the reclusive *and* elusive Mister Pink is not faring very well tonight. Although I surmise it has something to do with the foot of snow piling up outside the entrance to his cave/ice fortress; the situation is critical.
Unless at least four anonymous posters on this board log on and create usernames, Mr. Pink is in danger of fleeing to the northwestern territories! In this war, he needs allies, and if my client dies, I will not be able to insure my Porsche - please, click on the Register button on the left, right under the FAQ... create funny name, a fake identity, it's fun! and anyway, the bag over the head is so last year. C'mon, Avatars baby! and the beauty is, you can still post anon!
Do it for my client; like only *YOU* can.
