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Offline Anonymous

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« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2005, 02:08:00 PM »
Where you shitting on people?
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« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2005, 02:12:00 PM »
Why do people have to be so gross?  ::puke::
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« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2005, 03:21:00 PM »
Jordan, Please leave ..Seriously, just go away, no offense..Maybe you can bother another board on this website..
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« Reply #48 on: December 10, 2005, 04:45:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-10 09:30:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"My attorney has a flair for the dramatic; as far as I have gathered, I am as of yet, the first person to be literally kicked out of elan, eight months before I turned 18
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you weren't the first. You weren't even the fiftieth. many people have been kicked out of Elan.
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« Reply #49 on: December 10, 2005, 05:11:00 PM »
Sorry dude, I got kicked out in '88...Your not even close to being the first, nice try though
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« Reply #50 on: December 10, 2005, 05:35:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-10 14:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Sorry dude, I got kicked out in '88...Your not even close to being the first, nice try though"


Pardon me then; I was given the impression by Nurse Ratched herself that nobody had ever gotten the big boot... Well, more power to us I suppose. And no, my feces never got seemed to get enough arc on their trajectory to get airborne...
Out of curiousity, back in the glory days of '88, what did it take to get removed *back* to the mainstream?
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« Reply #51 on: December 10, 2005, 06:06:00 PM »
What the hell did they actually kick you out for Pink?
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« Reply #52 on: December 10, 2005, 06:10:00 PM »
Pink, If you really like absinthe (which I fuckin love) I ordred twice from them in the past year. Drinkfinder.co.uk..They have some nice ass spoons an fountains too man.. I wasnt sure if you were just fuckin around or not..
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« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2005, 10:58:00 PM »
Oh, I fuck around, but not with something like that... I actually purchase from a private dealer, where I can get the higher class French or Spanish swill shipped to me via Canadian customs. However, since I can drink it like some sort of gilled amphibian with a mean tolerance for wormwood, I'm often forced to order mid-grade Czech product in bulk, which, after all is said and done, works out to roughly the same price as a bottle of vodka or something more affordable.

My fantasy dream, if I never make it to Amsterdam, is to open up a bar and maybe even my own distillery that serves only absinthe in every variety. However, the future of its legality here in the states is a matter of much concern.
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« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2005, 11:51:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-11 19:58:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Oh, I fuck around, but not with something like that... I actually purchase from a private dealer, where I can get the higher class French or Spanish swill shipped to me via Canadian customs. However, since I can drink it like some sort of gilled amphibian with a mean tolerance for wormwood, I'm often forced to order mid-grade Czech product in bulk, which, after all is said and done, works out to roughly the same price as a bottle of vodka or something more affordable.



My fantasy dream, if I never make it to Amsterdam, is to open up a bar and maybe even my own distillery that serves only absinthe in every variety. However, the future of its legality here in the states is a matter of much concern.

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Can I come? LOL :smokin:
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« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2005, 01:55:00 AM »
The odds of absinthe being legal in the states is the same as marijuana-NEVER GONNA HAPPEN...Sad but true
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« Reply #56 on: December 12, 2005, 02:38:00 AM »
From the Law Offices of Le'Absinth
454 Green Fairy Drive, Paris, FRA:

Much to the dismay of my esteemed client, Mr. Pink, I am forced to agree with you. Time and time again I warn him of the possible dangers, but he pays no heed. However, after much legal searching, it may interest you to know that the DEA has no laws on the books regarding absinthe; instead, it is regulated (banned from consumption driven importation) by our good friends at the Food and Drug Administration. My client was arrested with a bottle of absinthe on his person, and only charged with an open container violation, which was settled out of court when he rendered a Federal Judge unconcious, comatose with several well-placed golf club whacks to the base of the skull.
However, as my client becomes more and more erratic, I hope that the swill *is* banned; severed ears and Poe poems don't pay the insurance on a Porsche mind you.

-Mr. Pink's Attorney
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« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2005, 08:38:00 AM »
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On 2005-12-07 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Is this true, or is it that little fucker Jordan stirring shit up again.I have nothing against gays, I just was wondering"


You should've just pmed Art and asked him, all this topic is gonna do is stir up Art and get him mad, which ofcoarse I dont blame him. This site is running much better and getting to the point as of late, lets keep it that way, and forget about all the personal attacks on our brothers and sisters.

Shut down Elan! Shut down Elan! That should be the goal.
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« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2005, 08:50:00 AM »
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On 2005-12-07 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Is this true, or is it that little fucker Jordan stirring shit up again.I have nothing against gays, I just was wondering"




You should've just pmed Art and asked him, all this topic is gonna do is stir up Art and get him mad, which ofcoarse I dont blame him. This site is running much better and getting to the point as of late, lets keep it that way, and forget about all the personal attacks on our brothers and sisters.



Shut down Elan! Shut down Elan! That should be the goal."
I agree lets leave Art alone and worry about how we can close Elan DOWN. :tup:
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