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« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2005, 07:13:00 PM »
sa-matter jj
not so prolific these days
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« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2005, 10:19:00 PM »
its jordan eisman lol, art you sur r wierd man
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« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2005, 10:41:00 PM »
Eisman, go choke to death on a chicken bone, quickly!
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« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2005, 10:04:00 AM »
is it weird like... Hated by most,post disgusting pornagraphy,pissoff every one i come in contact with? or is it weird like something else ?
You must be very proud of yourself.
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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2005, 06:26:00 PM »
Here are some tips (hee hee, pun intended) for truly making love to your partners penis:

1) Grab his cock hard and suck it hard. Let him tell you if it's too hard. Don't be afraid you will hurt him. Have you ever seen a man jack off??? You think he's going to seriously hurt himself. LOL. He yanks that thing and pulls it so hard, you think he is going to pull it off!!!

2) Make noises like "mmmmm" or moan when you take it into your mouth. He will feel like he is a yummy lollipop as you slurp his love muscle. He is thinking to himself, "Oh she just loves my cock," and this excites him unbelievably. Remember,
you are sucking his EGO.

3) Get it WET. Most men LOVE sloppy slurpy juicy blowjobs. The saliva heats up with friction and is a real turn on for the man.

4) Stroke his balls, but do this carefully. I love men who shave down there because the softness of their skin is such a turn on to me. Also, licking is more fun and sucking balls that are shaved is HOT!!

5) Create a good suction and pop his cock in and out of your mouth. On circumcised men (more common in America than anywhere in the world) the lip of the helmet is sensitive and some men just go wild when you flip this lip as if you could tip it off his shaft. This is a technique that many don't know about, but it drives men nuts. The part that is most sensitive is the part underneath where the shaft meets the head and causes a valley up the head to the pee hole. Flick this spot in an upward motion with your rigid tongue and cup the rest of the head with your mouth and lips, sucking at the same time. Then plunge his cock down your throat while tonguing his shaft.
wildly, creating suction as if it is stuck to the roof of your mouth. Any time you can suck then tongue then suck, you can get incredible results and moans from your man. (They are usually looking up at the heavens by this time )

6) Let him watch as you master his cock (ego). If you are lying on the bed between his legs, or if he is standing looking down, he is intently watching you. Use one hand to stroke his tummy, balls, up and down his legs, thighs, nipples, and hold his cock with the other hand so you can guide it carefully away from your back teeth. Guys, who pull your hand away, sometimes regret it because they don't realize you are keeping his precious head from those sharp grinders in the back of your mouth. If they've pulled your hand away though, it might be an indication that you were squeezing too hard, or that he wants you to take his cock deeper into your mouth, especially if he is small (4" or less) and your hand takes up most of the length of the shaft. Going all the way down is incredibly pleasurable for the man to see his cock disappear (as if down your throat).

7) One time I was with some bi men and was watching how they sucked each other and one technique I had never tried is to start at the tip and spiral down to the bottom of the shaft. Twist your head and mouth as you go down. Apparently this feels great for the man. Go all the way down. If he is too long for you to do this, go as far as you are comfortable with going. The gag reflex kicks in when you go too far but you can
circumvent that reflex with practice in opening up your lower throat. I love to be able to get ten inches down my throat. Who doesn't??? (We know where it eventually ends up don't we?? Hee hee hee).
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« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2005, 06:17:00 PM »
What the hell is THIS all about? What da??
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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2005, 07:54:00 PM »
Where is everyone? Im lonely :scared:
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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2005, 11:25:00 PM »
I'm lonely too... and now I want oral sex.. badly. but I had sex three times yesterday and now my penis is actually so fucking sore I can't even *think* about putting it anywhere but to bed.
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