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« on: December 04, 2005, 03:29:00 PM »
Coming soon voodoo dolls of Jay kay , Ken Kay, Karr , Facer ,as well as the  Leechfield brothers. They make great holidays gifts to those who are/were in the program. They also double as tree ornaments or dog chew toys  :flame:
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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2005, 05:42:00 PM »
Please don't forget Ron Garrett!
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2005, 10:22:00 PM »
Maybe they should have pull strings and say things like." based on results I like beating kids" or " I just ripped off your parents"
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2005, 12:11:00 AM »
how about a Randal Hinton doll with a doll sized pepper spray. And also include a doll sized pepper spray for Jay Farnsworth.
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2005, 05:52:00 PM »
Hey hey now.

Wheres the dr phil doll?
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2005, 10:13:00 PM »
Make 'em like Barbie dolls with tons of accessories, and then use WWASP marketing techniques to make families think they can't live without them!

-a Parent Handbook: rule #1- The program is always right.  rule #2- In the rare circumstance that #1 doesn't apply, the teen is lying. etc....

-a fat stack of reproducible essays

-Krazy Kash for referrals

-White out pens to change the contracts to 3 years

-Grey wigs- you're not a program bigwig without one!

-Plus size ladies Bad Santa lingerie for Lichfield

-Baby troll:  a baby whose first words include "in my experience", "don't talk to me, you're non-working", and "I'm telling on you to earn points!"

-WWASPland game:  earn points to get yourself home by finding adjectives for your magical child contract, narcing off friends, and other programmee behaviors.  If you turn 18 and run out of time, start over as a homeless bum with an exit plan and no clothing or food.

-a medicine cabinet full of all the psychotropic goodies fed to all program kids
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