From the Law Offices at the State Psychiatric Hospital, Nurse Ratched's Office:
I am only here as a representative of Mister Pink in absentia; however, he has granted me full power of attorney to post on the fornit's fora and kidnap top former nazi officials living in South America. Since the latter mission was finally completed upon the untimely death of 85 year-old SS Captain Vilhelm VanHeteran, I only post on this message board - which considering the minimum amount of work that it entails, I am heavily compensated for.
-Mr. Pink's Attorney