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« on: November 10, 2005, 09:37:00 PM »
http://http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051111/ap_on_re_us/robertson_evolution

Pat Robertson Warns Pa. Town of Disaster
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Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson warned residents of a rural Pennsylvania town Thursday that disaster may strike there because they "voted God out of your city" by ousting school board members who favored teaching intelligent design.

All eight Dover, Pa., school board members up for re-election were defeated Tuesday after trying to introduce "intelligent design" ? the belief that the universe is so complex that it must have been created by a higher power ? as an alternative to the theory of evolution.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city," Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club."

Eight families had sued the district, claiming the policy violates the constitutional separation of church and state. The federal trial concluded days before Tuesday's election, but no ruling has been issued.

Later Thursday, Robertson issued a statement saying he was simply trying to point out that "our spiritual actions have consequences."

"God is tolerant and loving, but we can't keep sticking our finger in his eye forever," Robertson said. "If they have future problems in Dover, I recommend they call on Charles Darwin. Maybe he can help them."

Robertson made headlines this summer when he called on his daily show for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

In October 2003, he suggested that the State Department be blown up with a nuclear device. He has also said that feminism encourages women to "kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2005, 10:07:00 PM »
Hmmm.  Interesting.  Wonder how they explain this?   LOL





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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2005, 11:39:00 PM »
LOL -  and I could make a map of my own and color it the way I'd like too!
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2005, 11:53:00 PM »
what a pathetic, pathetic, sick little man.
poetic justice would have been if a bolt of lightening out of the blue had struck him at the end of the statement.
course, if he survived he'd find some explanation for it being god showing him favor.
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2005, 12:00:00 AM »
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"  LOL -  and I could make a map of my own and color it the way I'd like too!"


Oh come on!  Its a joke.  Sheesh.

By 1940 the literacy figure for all states stood at 96 percent for whites. Eighty percent for blacks. Notice for all the disadvantages blacks labored under, four of five were still literate. Six decades later, at the end of the 20th century, the National Adult Literacy Survey and the National Assessment of Educational Progress say 40 percent of blacks and 17 percent of whites can't read at all. Put another way, black illiteracy doubled, white illiteracy quadrupled, despite the fact that we spend three or four times as much real money on schooling as we did 60 years ago.
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2005, 03:29:00 AM »
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"  LOL -  and I could make a map of my own and color it the way I'd like too!"


Go ahead and check. The map is accurate.

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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2005, 07:32:00 PM »
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On 2005-11-10 20:39:00, Anonymous wrote:


"  LOL -  and I could make a map of my own and color it the way I'd like too!"




Go ahead and check. The map is accurate.

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  and I will take your HOLY word for it Ginger, as you are the CHOOSEN ONE, with ALL the answers.  lol  lol  lol
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2005, 07:55:00 PM »
Well, you could do that. But if you make a habit of it, I'll be coming around for my tithe before long. Or you could just pull a storm tracking map from last year and an election results map for 2000.

Is this really that difficult for you? Either God doesn't really visit catastophe on people who piss him off or God is extremely miffed w/ the people who put Büsh in office. Both hypothoses can't be false.

But they can both be true. That's my bet. if there were a God as described in the Christian folklore, he'd be pissed off about all this war and hatred and subjugation of his children. But there is no god. The coincidence of the storms and allaged election results is just that, an amusing coincidence.


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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2005, 11:49:00 PM »
Clearly Pat Robertson is out of control and should be sent into a program.
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2005, 12:02:00 AM »
Hell yeah! http://fornits.com/SIBS/

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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2005, 08:26:00 AM »
They aren't preaching the gospol to the Poor they are making money off the Bible. Fleecing their flocks and raping souls. I've infiltrated all coptics. Catholics and denomenations. They're locked in a religious dogma. TV is Jesus freak PORN!!!!! Litergicand very dangerous. Every singe church in America is the same. Better off to go to a Rabbi or study the Talmud. You don't have to be Jewish to understand. The Ensign is still in the middle east. NOT America.
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