On 2005-10-25 13:25:00, seamus wrote:
"somebody PLEASE tell me ,just exactly what and from where "DR" virgil miller newton's education is from.as for father "man of god"cassian,who ordained this nutball????IM SERIOUS!!!
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Virgil actually obtained his first degree from Swinefucker Technical Institute in Glory Hole, Oklahoma in 1965. His innovations to a vibrating "massager" won him first place in the prestigious Swinefucker Tech Mechanical Engineering Fair, easily beating out the second place entrance, an automatic amyl nitrate dispenser. His Senior thesis on the importance of sodomy in managerial decision-making is still quoted by his professor.
Virgil's next degree came from the prestigious St. Liberace Semenary (sic), where he studied Applied Abuse and minored in Swindling Arts. He was expelled as a graduate teaching assistant and Doctoral candidate after being caught having unnatural relations with the fencing team's mascot, a Javelina named "Butch".
Fearing his predilection for unnatural and bizarre sexual gratification would harm his eminent carreer as a child abuser, Virgil married Ruth Ann Glutz, daughter of a vaudeville freak star Bartholomew "Mule Boy" Glutz and Anna May Kallikak-Joad, a syphilitic prostitute expelled from a mental institute after giving infections to most of the orderlies. Virgil and Ruth Ann married shortly before Virgil's acceptance to Eichmann School of Psychology at Sscheisskopf University in Linz, Austria. He graduated with High Honors in May of 1974, and began clandestinely abusing teenagers throughout Europe before returning to the United States to start his involvement with Straight, Inc.
He was ordained as a priest in the after performing the Sacrament of Copraphagy at the Cathedral in Buttfuck, New Jersey in 2000.