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An off the record interview
« on: October 25, 2005, 10:50:00 AM »
So I decided to call up the Elam school to ask Marty Krugly some questions.
Here is how it all went down.

Ring, Ring: Hi yuh yuh yuh

Me>How Marty?
Marty>How hi yuh yuh yuh
Me>hi yuh yuh yuh?
Marty>hi yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
Me>hi yuh yuh yuh yuh yu hi hi
Marty>hi hi huh yuh yuh yuh yuh
Me>yuh hi yuh i hi yuh yuh yuh
Marty>yuh hi hih hih hih hi yuh yuh yuh
Me>yuh hi hi yuh
Marty> ya hi yuh yuh yuh hi
Me>yuh yuh hi hih hih hi ih hih hih hi
Marty>yuh hi yuh hi yuh yuh yuh yuh hi hih tampons
Me>Tampons hi yuh yuh yuh?
Marty>hi yuh yih yu hih yuh bloody
Me>taped hi yuh yuh yuh ?
Marty>hang from head hi yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
Me>hi yuh yuh tipis?
Marty>hi yuh yuh kickapoo
Me>kickapoo hi yuh yuh yuh?
Marty>hi yuh yu yu yu tatanka
Me>How hi yuh yuh yuh
Marty>How yuh hi yuh hi
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2005, 01:32:00 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh all goddamn day long!
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2005, 06:20:00 PM »
When I called the "Elam school" Marty had this to say:

Hello, me suh elam school, hi yuh yuh yuh yuh, who be you?

Me> I am a PI and here to ask you questions Marty.

Marty> hi yuh yuh yuh kickapoo tatanka urine hi yu hyu huy huy huy huyuyuyuh.

Marty> me suh can't talk, me suh is having sex with bison and eating bison turds. Hi yuh yu huyh yuhuhuhuyu.

Then the phone was hung up.

I must of called at the wrong time, for Marty was feasting on his favorite dish of Bison testicles in a mild turd sauce.
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2005, 10:03:00 AM »
Martin Kruglik, was very big on Indian culture. Though I think he is only half Indian.I remember his brief lectures on Indian cultures, and his beliefs.not to mock the Indian culture, or race, but Martin seemed to take it at times like he was living back in the 1800's.

Martin had (sweat tents) on the school grounds, and use to take students inside the tent for long periods of time. There was a campfire where he heated up rocks and brought them inside the tent and poured water over them and made the tent all steamy.

He told us something like the heat from the rocks sweat out germs and cleanse the soul. Real old 19th or 18th century culture he went by.
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 02:47:00 AM »
Well I guess it is going to be necessary to start filing for more warrants. Keep it up guys. You really are gonna be regretting this when you are sitting in jail. I can just see it now...

Inmate#1.) I'm here for grand larceny, credit card theft, check fraud, and robbing 5 banks

Inmate#2.) Yeah man I'm here for murdering my wife, my kids, and my dog... what are you here for skinny little white boy?

Inmate#3.) Um, I liked to talk about Bison turds and  anal sex on a message board all day long. I'm also obsessed with the words hi yah.

Inmate #1 and #2 --Laugh hysterically then rape #3 as a form of humiliation and torment but inmate #3 moans in exctasy. His dreams have finally come true!!!! Anal sex every day for the rest of his life! He fantasizes about marty's greasy long hair brushing up and down his back. He closes is eyes and begs for them to do it harder but they can't understand him cause all he is saying is Hiyah hi yah!


The moral of the story, the reason these morons aren't stopping the slander even though there is a legitamate court battle begining next Aprl, they really want to get their sentences lengthened so they can finally live out their anal rape fantasies instead of having to type about them all day.

CASE CLOSED!
(gavel slams)
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2005, 07:27:00 AM »
The legitamate court battle  ?

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2005, 08:54:00 AM »
legitamate court battle begining next Aprl,

I'm sorry, but according to my calender, there is no Aprl listed on it. Can you possible provide information that is accurate? We do not following dummy can't spell people's calenders at this thread.

You sure are a dummy! Look at how you spell.

Dummy boy
Dummy boy
Dummy boy
Dummy boy
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2005, 02:39:00 PM »
hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh :exclaim:
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