Trolls, much like their mythical counterparts, only get more hungry when you feed them.
But there is an answer!
It is a little known but compelling theory that the natural and superior enemy of the troll is the gnome. Though trolls tend to be large, ham fisted and ill tempered and gnomes are said to be timid and no bigger than your average rabbit, it is thought that the method by which they best their enemies is much like that of Captain Kirk's patented method for destroying evil robots and computers, though somewhat more sophisticated. They simply keep throwing complex ideas at them in a good natured way until, finally, their heads explode.
Legend has it that, occasionally, when said troll's head explodes, their last human victim, if he/she has survived and not been entirely digested, has actually been known to emerge from the troll corps, somewhat in shock and worse for the wear, but alive and able to wipe off the slimy remains and fully recover.
Unfortunately, millions of gnomes, nearly the entire gnome population, are enslaved and forced to take part in cheesy lanscaping schemes in personal gardens around the world, most especially in trailer parks and English gardens. The Gnome liberation front desperately needs your help in freeing these nobel creatures from servitude. Please visit their website at
http://www.gnome007.fsnet.co.uk/glfmem.html and consider doing what you can to help.
Janis, Jimi, Gery, Timothy... Did you HAVE to get so close to the edge to get a really good view?
-- Anonymous
