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San Cristobal Ranch - A Wonderful Scam
« on: October 08, 2005, 11:10:00 AM »
Sometimes I wish I had no morals or scruples and I could open up a money-maker like this.  Check it out...
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Financial Information
Application Fee   $50.00

Interview Fee   $250.00

Deposit   $1,000.00

Student Account   $2,500.00

Payment Options
Option One: Annual Payment
$54,684.00 due upon enrollment.

*7% discount on annual tuition if paid in full by the first day of enrollment.

Option Two: Phase Payments
$19,600.00 due upon enrollment.

$19,600.00 due the first day of Phase Two, or the fifth month.

$19,600.00 due the first day of Phase Three, or the ninth month.

Option Three: Student Loan
Student loans are offered through prepGate K-12 Education Loan.

Tuition
Tuition includes:

Room and Board
Individual Development Plan
Therapuetic Services (including; mentorship, groups, crisis intervention, anger management, personal growth, peer counseling, assessment and planning for additional services)
Life Skills Development
Equine Skills Development and Equine Therapy
Non-University Course Work and Computer Lab
Vocational Education
Internship
Program Adventure Trips and Cultural Activities
Transportation to and from Ranch Activities
(Tuition does not include: State High School Diploma, College Courses, Drug Testing, Psychiatrist, Out-sourced Counseling and Therapy Services, Medical Expenses, Special Wilderness Trips, and Non-Specific Incidentals)

*All options require a $50.00 Application Fee and a $250.00 Interview Fee (In-Person or by Phone).

* All costs subject to change without notice.

*All payments are non-refundable.

Students are responsible for any and all damages to SCRA property. Repair or replacement cost will be deducted from their student account.
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Just send in your non-refundable payment of $54,684.00 and then send your kid!


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San Cristobal Ranch - A Wonderful Scam
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2005, 02:49:00 PM »
Their "therapeutic services" do not include licensed therapists??   If you look below it says their tuition does not include Psychiatrists, or "outsourced" therapy/counseling.   Sounds like positive peer influenced behavior modification with a little horse play (pun intended) included. That's promising....
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2005, 03:11:00 PM »
Yeah, that's right.  No therapy.

What's NOT included:

"Tuition does not include: State High School Diploma, College Courses, Drug Testing, Psychiatrist, Out-sourced Counseling and Therapy Services, Medical Expenses, Special Wilderness Trips, and Non-Specific Incidentals"

Basically everything that these StrugglingParents supposedly send their kid there for is not provided.

Like I said, it's a BEAUTIFUL SCAM...
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