For the record, I posted that last post and all the rest of them. There are only one anonymous postors ever here. me. tappety tap on your asshole.
The truth is that its a toss up between NonConformistLaw and Froderik who have the sexiest Avatars on here. This is because Avatars who wear bandanas are so fucking sexy, it just soothes out of the hair stuff they wear. Check 'em out.
Whoever wins my Avatar contest will receive a free PS1 from me. You are responsible for shipping, I will send it payondelivery (the PS1 DOES work, mkay!?!) shouldn't be more than a five bux bitch, but I will send it to you. Send your avatar to me on
reaganyouthscreditrepair@hotmail.comI will judge on
1. accesories: including such things as penisbirds, glasses, bandanas, etc.
2. universality and symbolism: does your avatar convey a message that can be used for a few years, or is your avatar clever in some way or many ways.
3. pixelation: does your avatar suck? which one is the cleanest of pixelations and draw? Does it make sense.
4. Fornits usability: does your avatar fit particular and overall user friendliness for messages conveyed for Fornits. (this portion of judgement really is sorta bullshit since fornits has a wide array of topics ranging from child abuse to your mother's job).
5. Description: give up some kind of description in as many words as you choose about why you chose your avatar. I will judge on correct spelling of your little brief essay. If you just thought your avatar would be cute, or clever or w/e ... state that. Don't be stupid; or be stupid ...up to you. This description should also include the name you have chosen, if any, for yourself on fornits.
You can enter as many times as you like, but don't let's please be a shit head about it. Okay? It's not like an old ps1 is really that much of a deal. But you'll enter since you've never won a dammed thing in your fucking life.
If you can think of any other areas that I should consider for judging avatars, let me know, okay?!?
My next contest I will give the winner a free year stay at Fucktard's new v2.0 Straight Inc. I'll pay for all of it.
I'll keep you informed of the contest results as I go along.
Oh, do please tell me, KareninDallas, what program to talk shit about so that I can start talking shit and digging up dirt on the particular progam in question. Hi. hi, karendancinginyourass.