Don't worry my man, I don't plan on having kids anytime soon. I'll leave the premature parenting to you wwasps fuckups. I'm sure there's plenty of teenagers fresh out of Ivy Ridge with a bun in the oven.
Why are cedu and hyde better? Can't remember any parents having to bring their fucking passports along to visit their kids. Or getting turned away and refused a visit once they DID make it through customs and to the school. Also, haven't heard of anyone getting their mouths duct taped shut at cedu or hyde. And let's be honest with ourselves. You were there, I've seen the pictures; you guys were on straight up lockdown. Provo Canyon style. And those matching uniforms...stylin'! No punishments at cedu or hyde for checkin' out the opposite sex, either. That one should seal the deal on its own.
I knew a girl who got sent to a wwasps school, and if she's any indicator of the kind of fuckers that get sent to wwasps, then you should just end your own misery right now. So yeah, considered yourself enlightened, dick.