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Offline GREGTICIA

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ME AND MY MERKIN
« on: August 23, 2005, 01:14:00 PM »
SO, I GOTS ME A LIL' OF THE OLD SYFILIS AN' I

COULDNT AFORD TO GO TO DA DOCTOR, SO MY

HUBBAND TRIED TO DO SOME CURES THAT THEY

USED TO DO IN DA OLDEN DAYS. HE SHAVED OFF

 ALL MY POOBIC HAIRS AND HE POORED

MERCURY ON IT. THIS MADE MY HAIRS NOT COME
BACK.

I USED TO GET THE POOBIC LICE ALOT SO I JUST THINKED MAYBE ITS BETTER WIF NO HAIRS.

MY HUBBAND SHAVED THE DOG AND MAKED ME A MERKIN.

NOW I HAVE A LITTLE WIG TO COVER ALL THE SORES.


HOOKIN' IS HARD WORK.

THANK JESUS FO' MY NEW MERKIN!
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Offline Mister Pink

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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2005, 01:15:00 PM »
Okay, theres no way you know what  a merkin is... you have a third grade ejukayshun, remember?
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Offline Leticia De Luna

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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2005, 01:17:00 PM »

HOOKIN' IS HARD WORK.


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WHICH IS WHY I LEAVE IT UP TO THE PROFESIONALS...... YOUR MAMA!  SHE CAN'T MAKE MUCH LOOT THOUGH, SHE'S ALL WASHED UP.... FROM YOU BEATIN' UP HER SHIT SO MUCH....
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2005, 01:18:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 10:15:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Okay, theres no way you know what  a merkin is... you have a third grade ejukayshun, remember?"


& YOU TALK & POSTS QUOTES TO YOURSELF....... RETARDED ASSWIPE!
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2005, 01:20:00 PM »
"YOU TALK AND POSTS QUOTES TO YOURSELF"
And who's retarded?
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2005, 01:24:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 10:15:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Okay, theres no way you know what  a merkin is... you have a third grade ejukayshun, remember?"


A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is reported to be a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis. A similar, though anachronistic, claim not made in OED is that merkins were worn for nude stage appearances. The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita (1955) recalls "Although I told myself I was looking merely for a soothing presence, a glorified pot-au-feu, an animated merkin, what really attracted me to Valeri
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin


*** NOW GO BUY YOUR MAMA HERS SO SHE CAN GIVE YOUR DADDY BACK HIS HAIR PIECE!
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2005, 01:25:00 PM »
Leticia, haven't you figured out pink only posts as pink? is it that hard to think with a bananana in your mouth and a cock in your ass? or should i ask ma mama?!?!  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2005, 01:26:00 PM »
and Wikipedia doesn't necessarily  make you smart..

The word "nigger" is an extremely controversial term used in many English-speaking countries, including the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, and Australia (but also in other countries where English is known such as Germany, specifically) to refer to individuals with dark skin, especially those of African descent who previously were racially classified by the term Negro. It was once the standard, casual English term for black people. Associated with the word traditionally have been an often casual contempt, an assumption of inherent inferiority, even of bestiality, making it extremely pejorative.

Historically, African Americans, and others of African descent have appropriated the slur, subverted it to a self-referential term that is often suggestive of familiarity, endearment, or kinship. However, when used in this manner, it is more often "nigga" instead of "nigger". Many, however, always have rejected the term as racist and dehumanizing. Generally, "nigger" is considered a highly offensive racial epithet, especially when used by non-blacks.[1] See the Wiktionary entry for "nigger" for more relating to this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2005, 01:26:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 10:20:00, Anonymous wrote:

""YOU TALK AND POSTS QUOTES TO YOURSELF"

And who's retarded?"


YES DUMB ONE,  TALK TO YOURSELF & POST QUOTES TO YOURSELF.....  IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU DICK FOR BRAINS!!
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2005, 01:26:00 PM »
Wow! She knows how to use an online dictionary!
She still cant admit she had no idea what a merkin was though. :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2005, 01:28:00 PM »
Maybe now she can look up who Nabokov is!
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2005, 01:28:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 10:26:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Wow! She knows how to use an online dictionary!

She still cant admit she had no idea what a merkin was though. :rofl:  :rofl: "


I DIDN'T.. & YOU ARE BRAGGING 'CAUSE YOU KNEW WHAT A PUBIC WIG WAS....  THAT'S SCARY ASSHOLE.... YOU FAGGOT ASS PERVERT, YOU HAVE ONE OF YOUR OWN RIGHT?!  YOU NEED TO ADMIT THAT YOU ONLY KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE IT SAID THE DEFINITION WHEN YOU FILLED YOUR PRESCRIPTION FOR THE DISEASE!!
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2005, 01:30:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 10:28:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Maybe now she can look up who Nabokov is!"


MAYBE NOW YOU CAN GET YOUR THUMB OUT YOUR STANKY ASSHOLE....  AND TYPE WITH BOTH HANDS... NOW THAT I'M HERE, YOU ARE SO EXCITED RIGHT..... 'CAUSE YOU HAVE ZERO FRIENDS BASTARD!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2005, 01:30:00 PM »
"Associated with the word traditionally have been an often casual contempt, an assumption of inherent inferiority, even of bestiality, making it extremely pejorative"
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2005, 01:30:00 PM »
Wow.She proves to be dumber and dumber every time she speaks.Lettissue brains. Quiz: Who is Nabokov?
When were Merkins actually utilized?Why do we not use them today, or for the past hundred years? :wstupid:
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