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« Reply #120 on: September 01, 2005, 03:14:00 PM »
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"Dysfunction Junction says ; "I have no problem dropping you morons in the shit. I will be glad to reacquaint you with your limitations."  



We "morons" apparently are the legion of anon posters at this site---all or most of whom are to be considered "Karen" by the more delusional true believers among us including Dysfunctional.



DJ, you've got problems alright and it had nothing to do with dropping anyone in the shit...you can't...you've got no power over me or any other anon.  You're just some aging computer geek with a yen for acting like and sympathetizing with the rowdy usually-not-too-bright miscreants who post here.



You're going to "reacquaint" us with our limitations. Sonny boy--you couldn't reacquaint yourself with your mama---you obviously know nothing about the law as it applies to slander---just like you know nothing about teens or their problems.



So full yourself and yet to wrong on all counts---an amusing though unfortunate combination.





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So bring on the lawsuit, genius, and see what happens.

You people are so full of vitriol you don't even read before you spew.  You must really have some deep-seated issues.

An "aging computer geek"?  Too funny.  If 35 is "aging," then Karen, the cokehead is "ancient"! :lol:
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« Reply #121 on: September 01, 2005, 03:23:00 PM »
I am Karen.
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« Reply #122 on: September 01, 2005, 03:24:00 PM »
No,I AM KAREN
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« Reply #123 on: September 01, 2005, 03:27:00 PM »
Now, now, ladies...  There's plenty of room for more Karens.  We already have about six of 'em, each one dumber than the last.
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« Reply #124 on: September 01, 2005, 03:29:00 PM »
I am Karen- but I don't like coke.  I drink Pepsi.
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« Reply #125 on: September 01, 2005, 03:50:00 PM »
I am Karen. You  may have heard the rumor that i was involved with Dysfunctional on the sly last year for a couple of weeks---and that he's, well let's just say, MUCH less impressive than his ego would suggest.

Hope that sheds some light on why he's so cranky
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« Reply #126 on: September 01, 2005, 04:04:00 PM »
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"I am Karen. You  may have heard the rumor that i was involved with Dysfunctional on the sly last year for a couple of weeks---and that he's, well let's just say, MUCH less impressive than his ego would suggest.



Hope that sheds some light on why he's so cranky"

Karen, please.  If you could just give me another chance... I know I can make you happy.
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« Reply #127 on: September 01, 2005, 04:42:00 PM »
See DJ---you really can be funny without being a jerk. But don't keep us in suspense---is the rumor true?
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« Reply #128 on: September 01, 2005, 04:43:00 PM »
HI!  Are You still working for your "personal-guru"????   Did ALA open at Europe?? or Craig is in a new crisis....  keep in contact!
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« Reply #129 on: September 01, 2005, 05:33:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-01 12:50:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I am Karen. You  may have heard the rumor that i was involved with Dysfunctional on the sly last year for a couple of weeks---and that he's, well let's just say, MUCH less impressive than his ego would suggest.



Hope that sheds some light on why he's so cranky"

I'm Karen's significant other.  Yes, I know she likes to sleep around with computer jerks, sniff a little cocaine here and there, get drunk, blow bikers in the parking lot of the bar and smells like low tide at Coney Island, but I have to draw the line where you say she hates teens.  That's just not fair.
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« Reply #130 on: September 01, 2005, 05:39:00 PM »
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"HI!  Are You still working for your "personal-guru"????   Did ALA open at Europe?? or Craig is in a new crisis....  keep in contact!"

No, unfortunately I've hit some hard times.  I'm working for my pimp now.  That damn kid made me go broke.
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« Reply #131 on: September 01, 2005, 06:08:00 PM »
No, I AM the real Karen--- really.
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« Reply #132 on: September 01, 2005, 06:17:00 PM »
I fucked a Karen once in Dallas, it was mediocre at best.
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« Reply #133 on: September 01, 2005, 06:42:00 PM »
you better be careful.  

using the name "karen" and the words "dallas" and "fucked" in the same sentence is slander!  

you gonna get yo' ass sued off, sonny! :mad:
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« Reply #134 on: September 01, 2005, 07:05:00 PM »
I stand by my statement.  :lol:
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