Reporter and Pink-
I am honored that you liked my statements about the gardening glove and the 11 year old molestings.
Sadly-
It's all true.
Furthermore-
There has lately been a rash of towel theft in Poland, maine.....
Apparently a nude, ponytailed man covered in feces is breaking into houses and stealing people's towels.(To wipe the man-shit from his naked body...)
Marty burns the shit covered towels in his boy-on-boy bonfire and does a ritual dance.
Dances with Towels.