Ah, BULLOCKS! ya bull-headed pig-nosed IDIOTS!! I created that award just for Laura, wasn't that clear to the infantile sniveling lot of you?!! She has character, attitude over aptitude, otherwise known as solicitation for a future Headmistress whose loyalties could easily be bought with flattery, har har har!!!
Speaking of Mistresses, anybody hear lately from Laura's good friend Andrea VH? Man, that generation sure did bring lots of goodies to Hyde, on both public as well as private fronts, if ya get my drift, har har har!!! I sure do miss that thick blonde so... such a good natured and trusting soul... heh, heh, heh.
Fucking over the student body, both figuratively and literally,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator (of mind and body)