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Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Indeed.. Still another avenue of investigation. Common practice of not.. It still is not something that happens at a "traditional boarding school".

Well maybe an all male catholic boarding school.



Translates to: Why couldn't my parents have sent me to a all boys boarding school? All this talk about assholes is getting me horny again.

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Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Please go here to post experiences with WWASP.

http://http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?t=19927


Translates to: It will go my way or not at all!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Moral clarity
« on: December 18, 2006, 09:48:20 PM »
Quote from: ""Milk Gargling Death Penal""
Anyone who wants to do the things we talk about to Fornits to children, anyone who thinks it might be a good idea to keep kids in isolation for weeks at a time or subject them to humiliation or brainwash them in LGATs, anyone who thinks that years in some warehouse being treated like shit and forced to say that they are shit will ultimately help them become better people, is seriously mentally diseased, probably beyond hope of recovery.

And any parent who can want this to be done to his kid, let alone pay for it, is seriously mentally diseased and should probably seek help for himself.

This isn't the kind of thing people can do to kids and get away with. This is the kind of thing people can fantasize about behind a homepage with a massive disclaimer, and if anyone finds out they're in the wrong profession (e.g. teaching, day care, school bus driver), they're getting their asses kicked anyway.

When I am dictator, anyone who even seriously considers doing this will be killed in such an unbelievably brutal and horrific fashion that the next asshole who comes around can see the head on the spike and be warned.

There's your dose of moral clarity for the evening. Enjoy.


Translates to: I really want to be a dictator so I can move out of my mom's basement.

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / do you know this person?
« on: December 18, 2006, 09:46:19 PM »
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.


Translates to: To much of a nerd to get laid.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Need thoughts on Ridge Creek.
« on: December 18, 2006, 09:44:51 PM »
Quote from: ""exhausted""
Course I'm serious...I wouldn't have written it other wise, i was seriously going to send my son to boot camp or wilderness, I was desperate - but I didn't so don't fret

I'll see if I can get them on the forum this weekend, it's difficult to get them to come indoors for a meal let alone talk on the net, and I will have more time to spend at the weekend, I was working until 2.30 am yesterday/today after they'd gone to bed and today they both ran away because I wouldnt let the youngest have money - they didn't come in until really late.

They may refuse yet Milk, i can't make them speak to you, it's hard enough geting them to speak to people face to face at the moment!


Translates to: Damn broken condoms!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Need thoughts on Ridge Creek.
« on: December 16, 2006, 10:32:59 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
I posted this at Strugglingteens.Com and I am posting it here because I am desperate to find the right solution for my son. He has been struggling in school and he refuses to accept my new partner despite his attemts to devolop a relationship with him. My son has struggles with confidence and he is in jeopardy of losing his eligibility to play sports due to his grades. I want to have him escorted to a program but my ex refuses to agree to do that.He doesnot want to help himself.He has been particulary against me since I divorced his father. I just do not know where to turn right now. I feel like I have tried every possible option.


Translates to: I am the lamest troll in the known world. Please feed my attention seeking.

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Who Am I Discovery/Whitmore / Looking for love?
« on: December 16, 2006, 10:31:30 PM »
Quote from: ""Nihilanthic""
How much do you weigh?

4'9" at a good light weight would make fore a fun spinner... I haven't had one of them in a while  :lol:


Translates to: Never been kissed, please take pity on me.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Camp censured for Seymour teen's torture
« on: December 16, 2006, 10:30:22 PM »
Quote from: ""Milk Gargling Death Penal""
And they're still fucking open and run by the fucker's son?!

For the love of fuck. $900K isn't enough unless it takes that place the hell out. (And can someone tell them to please donate a hundredth of that to Fornits so we can begin some real legal ass whoopage?)


Translates to: Please I need the money to move out of my mom's basement.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / An archived ST classic.
« on: December 16, 2006, 10:28:55 PM »
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Quote from: ""psy""
:rofl:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

all of you

jesus.  fellating horses. bla bla bla bla.  are too, am not, are too, am not.  He said she said...  God you people remind of of a group/rap.  Go take it to free for all please.  pretty please.  This has fuck all to do with the TTI anyway.  sure some people might know what's going on but others have no clue.

Do you have some sort of fetish about fellating horses? Rather frightening you brought this up. If we all insist on keeping the group going lets probe the inner horse fellating issues. I will go first.

I once saw a porno about horses being fellated. It turned me off to porn for about 3 months. It was so disgusting, in such a disturbing way, I found it impossible to turn off. Sort of the 500 pound fat chick theory. No matter how much you don't want to look you still look anyway. Can't say I have ever had the desire to physically blow a horse. I highly doubt MGDP will actually do fellate a horse, but if he, or anyone else, wants to practice fellatio on horses, they should feel free to do so. Not sure what criminal statutes they will be breaking, they might want to look into.

I imagine there is some sort of horse fellatating courtesy they need to investigate as well. Do you give the horse a cube of sugar after the deed, or before? Maybe a cigarette would be in order? An extra cup of grain and a spray down might be sufficient to compensate the horse? Important questions these, I am hoping someone will please answer them.

I hear those Hollywierd movie stars do strange stuff with hamsters. Anyone want to share stuff about hamsters? Now is a good time I haven't eaten my breakfast yet.



Translates to: I really want to have someone post some bit torrents about horse porn, but I don't want to directly ask anyone.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / An archived ST classic.
« on: December 16, 2006, 10:27:36 PM »
Quote from: ""exhausted""
Hey i want my own stalker, all the best celebs have them y'know


Translates to: I have less than a clue than Oz Girl. Please pity me.

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Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Quote
I was trying to praise you for speaking out on the torment and abuse. I am getting my son out!! He has been there since August



August... 8th month of the year...

December 12th month of the year...

4 months total..


Translates to: Can I graduate to the regular classroom now please?

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / America the Grotesque
« on: December 16, 2006, 10:24:59 PM »
Quote from: ""Oz girl""
I would agree with all that you said anne. Except for the Vanilla in coffee. Now that is just wrong! :D


Translates to: Please help me. I am clueless.

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Quote from: ""Think People""
These are good questions and I would only hope before you accuse anyone of being unethical you have more answers such as the ones you are asking.  What I am saying is that suicide attempts and success occurs in all range of psychiatric facilities, even the most restricted.  We are not a hospital.  We offer therapy for kids who struggle with various emotional and behavioral issues.  Of course kids who experience suicidal thoughts talk to staff, staff observe, staff inquire, and we send kids to hospitals if there is a concern that they may be actively suicidal.


Translates to: HOLY SHIT I AM GOING TO GO TO PRISON! SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME CONDOMS, SMOKES, LUBE, A FILE, and SOME DECKS OF PLAYING CARDS!

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Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
This is an amusing thread.


Translates to: I tortured small animals as a child.

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Who Am I Discovery/Whitmore / Looking for love?
« on: December 16, 2006, 10:21:04 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
I weigh 193 after reaching my peak of 245 in july. i decided enough is enough and i have been living a healthier lifestyle. my goal is to be in the 150 range. gotta lay off the doritos but i will suceed because i must succeed.


Translates to: Forgive me. My name is Muldoon and I haven't anything better to do tonight. Please pay me attention.

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