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Messages - CREG_GRUZ

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Elan School / YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« on: September 28, 2006, 08:36:26 AM »
ME AND MY MOMS TRADE IN FOOD STAMPS AT DA BODEGA AND BUYS SEAGRIMS AND OE, AND BLUNTS. WE'S DO DIS 1X A MONTH AND LIVE LIKE KINGS FOR A DAY MUTHA FUCKA. WE'S A ALSO BUY SOME GOOD HAM AND GRITS AND LOTS OF WATERMELON. THEN WE GOES TO KFC AND BUY MAD BUCKETS OF FRIED CHICKEN. I'S A EAT DA FRIED CHICKEN WHEN I'S A DO MY DRIVEBYS AND SHOOT UP DA OTHER HOODS IN MY PUP. I'S A LOVE FOOD STAMPS AND FREE STUFF, SO DOES MY MOMS.

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Elan School / YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS---PINK---REPORTER
« on: September 28, 2006, 08:29:54 AM »
I'S A TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME'S LOOK LIKE A TUFF GUY BITCH.

I'S GREG,CRUZ, I'S RAP ON DA MIC TO YA FOOLS
MY MOMS TRADES IN STAMPS FOR MADE DOPE FOODS
THEN TRADE THEM IN AND GET SOME GIN AND SMOKE UP DEM BLUNTS LIKE FOOLS.

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Elan School / Another example of Gangsta G's stupidity!
« on: September 28, 2006, 08:24:57 AM »
MY MOMS TOLD ME ONCE THAT I'S COULDN'T USE ANYS SPOONS IN OUR SECTION 8 CRIB BECAUSE MY MOMS USED ALL OUR SPOONS TO COOK UP SOME CRACK. I'S HAD TO USE A FORK TO EAT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SOUP.

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Elan School / Hey Cruz are you illin'?
« on: September 28, 2006, 08:13:49 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
Greg, what kind of brand name Bologne can you get with your food stamps?



Foodstamps are fucking great! You can buy all of the best shit with them. BoarsHead meats, Gourmet coffee, Shrimp, ect.
Them people live it up 1 day a month!
If you live in Da'Ghetto(like gangsta g) you can go into a bodega and trade them puppys in for cash or use them to buy Newports, Old E, Blunts, Gin....Right Gangsta G?
Gangsta G and his moms make it a fucking field trip to go to the bodega 1x a month to buy all their Old E and Seagrams Gin and Philly's....Right Gangsta G?

They eat in the local soup kitchens or after his moms spends her trickin money on crack if they got some left they buy them 1$ beef patty's at the Bodega.....Right Gangsta G?
Lets not forget them 50cent sodas and 25cent Little Debby cakes for dessert. A well rounded meal for less than 2 bucks! Thats Livin!


 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  I'm fuckin dying here! That was so fuckin funny, probably the funniest things said since the hi yuh therapist and tribal chief kruglik  and reporter came along.
fuckin hysterical!!!!!!! :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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Elan School / Gangsta G's Song
« on: September 28, 2006, 08:10:03 AM »
I'S A LOVE DAT SONG BOYYYYYY. I'S GONNA RAP IT ON DA STREET CORNER OF MY HOOD AND MAKE SOME STUPID MONEY. I'S A FIGURE I'S A PUT ON SOME STUPID MAD GOLD CHAINS AND PLAY DA PART OF A RAPPER AND BE ILLIN ALL DA WAY TO DA BANK HOMIE.

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Elan School / YEAAAAAA BOYYYYYYYY
« on: September 28, 2006, 08:07:39 AM »
Quote from: ""Curly G.""
That's YEAH, BOOOOYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!


I'S A SORRY,I'S A REALLY DONT KNOW WHO TO SPELL BECAUSE OF MY UPBRINGING. BUT I'S DO KNOW HOW TO DO DRIVEBYS AND SPRAY PAINT BUILDINGS AND TAG DA CITY FOOL.

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Elan School / ANDY PULEO A.K.A. MISTER PINK (EXPOSED)
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:58:39 PM »
I'S A PUNK BITCH. I'S FEAR PINK WILL KICK MY ASS INTO NEXT WEEK IF I'S EVER RAN INTO HIM.

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Elan School / YEAAAAAA BOYYYYYYYY
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:57:01 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
You got one thing right....You are a bitch....


OFCOARSE I'S AM, I'S GREG CRUZ MUTHA FUCKA.

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Elan School / I got 2 turntables and a microphone bitch
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:55:35 PM »
I'S A GOT TWO TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE
WHERE ME AT?
WHERE ME AT?

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Elan School / Another example of Gangsta G's stupidity!
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:54:06 PM »
YO BOBO? I'S A SUCKED MANY DICKS WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP.I'S A DO TIME IN PRISON FOR ALL STUPID SHIT I'S A DO.

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Elan School / MR PINKS EMAIL ADDRESS AND REAL NAME
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:51:25 PM »
I'S A GET MY JIMMY WAXED EVERY NITE BITCH! I'S GOT MORE HOES THEN ANY OF YOU FOOLS. ALL DEM BITCHES LOVE MY FLAT NOSE AND MY WELFARE CHECKS.

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Elan School / YEAAAAAA BOYYYYYYYY
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:48:35 PM »
I'S BE IN DA HOUSE MUTHA FUCKA! WHERE ALL DEM BITCHES AT? SHIT MUTHA FUCKA, I'S GOTS TOO STEAL ME A NEW BLUE DURAG, MY OLD DURAG GOT TORN ON DA FENCE WHEN I'S WAS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE POOOOOOLICE. I'S HOLD UP A LIQUOR STORE AND PUT A CAP IN SOME GOOK BITCH BECAUSE I'S A GANGSTA BITCH.

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Elan School / Re: Hey Cruz are you illin'?
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:44:36 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Cruz are you illin on our message board? Didn't you see the sign on the front door? It says "No Niggers allowed".
Go eat a banna you monkey.


YES SIR, I'S BE ILLIN MUTHA FUCKA! I'S DRINK KOOLAIDE WHEN I'S CHILL IN MY CRIB WIT ALL MY HOES. I'S ALSO GOT 2 TURNTABLES & A MICROPHONE BITCH.

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Elan School / R.I.P. DAWN (LINDERMAN) BIRNBAUM
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:42:14 PM »
I DRIVE A DOPE RIDE MUTHA FUCKA. I'S DRIVE A 1985 ISUZU PUP AND ALSO DO ALL MY DRIVEBYS IT IT. I'S SUCK DICK IN THE BACK TO PAY OFF MY DEALERS BECUASE I'S OWE ALOT OF MONEY FOR ALL THE DOPE I'S SMOKED.

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Elan School / MR PINKS EMAIL ADDRESS AND REAL NAME
« on: September 27, 2006, 07:39:00 PM »
I'S SMOKE CRACK EVERYDAY MUTHA FUCKA, I'S BE KICKIN IT WIT MY HOES IN MY'S CRIB. I'S USE TO SMOKE CRACK IN PRISON TOO. I'S HAD TO WORK FOR IT BY PERFORMING SEXUAL FAVORS FOR THE SISTERS AND THEY HOOKED MY'S ASS UP WIT SOME MAD DOPE.

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