We'll see how this latent homosexual likes it on front row at Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea! My finely tuned Awareness tells me that the original poster on this thread is a little light in the loafers, and is using a phenomenon we psychologists refer to as "projection" in order to further suppress his own deviant sexual lust for members of his own gender. We'll be able to deal with his unnatural affections at Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea, where he'll work the Steps and eventually overcome his susceptibility toward perverse affiliations. No matter how many times he's cruised the streets of Rio during Carnival, looking to hook up with some same sex action, he'll not only "get Straight", he'll BE straight. We can correct this abomination against nature, but only through intense therapy.
Love ya Faggot!
Have a seat (and stop sniffing mine)......