Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yyyessss...
Coming here is like a pure acid diet. It invokes a very dark and silly sense of humor not to be taken slightly.
Alot of folks keep mentioning suit filing. So, does anyone here actually know how to file a suit? Uhuh? No way! Hold on, Hold ON! You say you don't know how to file a suit or a petition on your behalf or others like yourself.
If you did know how to file a petition against former Straight folks or the government, or if you know someone who does, ask them to comment here to this post. If you or they leave some contact information I would like to discuss the filing of a suit/petition against all the creators who were involved with the making and continuance of Straight Inc. Okay?
...have discovered several statutes here that we would discuss if we meet with a licensed legal assistant or the like.